tom monahan
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little boy who wants to be a big boy
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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We’re just normal men
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
We’re just normal men
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This thread on the Bad Bunny performance is really great.
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This thread on the Bad Bunny performance is really great.
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
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No. They do not "appear to" contradict it. They contradict it.
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
No. They do not "appear to" contradict it. They contradict it.
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ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good.
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Impossible to listen to Gorrilaz and not think of this
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Impossible to listen to Gorrilaz and not think of this
I love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
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Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
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This is the most embarrassing testimony I have ever read
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is the most embarrassing testimony I have ever read
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[adult who lives in a world full of needless pain and misery, burdened by the crushing weight of life in a daily basis making it nearly impossible to enjoy anything] I just think all art was coincidentally better when I was a teenager
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
[adult who lives in a world full of needless pain and misery, burdened by the crushing weight of life in a daily basis making it nearly impossible to enjoy anything] I just think all art was coincidentally better when I was a teenager
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Hot Rod (1986)
January 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hot Rod (1986)
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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cried during jimmy eat world last night. miss you forever, emily.
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
cried during jimmy eat world last night. miss you forever, emily.
diane keaton forever
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
diane keaton forever