*wipes brow in relief with large, polka- dot handkerchief*

Ok but what if I fill the silence with “huh?…huh?” in a Fozzie Bear voice while looking around and waggling my ears

The MMR vaccine is one of the most stunningly effective medical therapeutics in existence. It’s also safer than most of your everyday activities. This is simply an attempt to stop people from vaccinating.

The author’s theme song plays as he steps out onto the field youtu.be/BvnQsX0Bvy0?...

In stadia across the world tonight:
KRASZ-Na
HOR-Kai!
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

Couldn’t be happier that the Nobel has gone to Laszlo Krasznahorkai. Back in 2012 I tried to astroturf a movement claiming him as the Next Big Thjng but it didn’t take off because he’s too difficult www.theguardian.com/books/2012/j...

It’s still a little bit wonderful (after years) to be on the subway & come up out of the tunnel onto the Manhattan Bridge & see the harbor & the Brooklyn Bridge, on the other side the traffic moving slightly out of sync. If you visit NYC, find a reason to take the N, Q, D or B to Brooklyn or back.

Though part of the reporting indicates that Ingram is overwhelmed enough they’re not taking new accounts right now?

Updated “Missed Connections” called “I Swiped Wrong”

This is the kind of book that makes an essential dog eared paperback [extreme complimentary]

Then he refuses to pander to anyone who wants to hear it and just plays “I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar” and finishes 20 min early

I like the word “betrayal” in this like the guy gave the Tyrannosaurus Rex a good job in his office but then the Tyrannosaurus Rex destroyed everything and slept with his wife

Count of Monte Cristoraptor: *stages elaborate, years-long plot of revenge*

Muldoon, realizing his fate: Clever girl…

Checking this out, thanks!

Glad to see this re-upping of “Ducks,” which is superb.

"The Official Release Party of a Showgirl" sounds like an obscure social satire from the Czechoslovak New Wave (1966) you can watch on Criterion Channel

The purest possible timeline cleanse

Feeling somehow both critiqued and validated

BREAKING: Mario Guevara, the Atlanta-based Spanish-language journalist who was arrested covering an anti-Trump protest, has been transported to a Louisiana immigration facility, from where his family said he will be deported to El Salvador tomorrow at 11 a.m.

www.wabe.org/family-says-...

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane.
Congress has not authorized
The use of military force.

Listening to “Midnight Train to Georgia” and every time the Pips go “woo woo!” it’s evidence of a level human achievement we currently cannot access but only yearn for

Absolutely not

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

It would be awesome if Banshee from the x-men sounded like Michael McDonald. just him going PEGGGGGGG and shearing the head right off of a sentinel