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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 4m

dudes dead, you can’t confer shit

Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1h

So much of weightlifting YouTube is either “I adjusted my training by 7% and the results will shock you (very little changed)” or “I challenged the science and the results will shock you (science was right)”

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 2h

the NKVD did not kill 1.5 million Polish people

Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 2h

well you’re not wrong

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 2h

“the nails are biting” hell yeah judge

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 2h

“thats definitely a question that should be asked” they did ask it! to you!

Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 4h

the over the shoulder razzle dazzle

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 7h

how is it disinformation if it actually happened

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 7h

no

Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 12h

why, they’re not leftists

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 12h

that first thing you said isn’t real so I’m going to assume you made up the second part too

Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to mute you without reading this

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

as someone with visible abs I co-sign this 100%

Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 1d

Controversial opinion but drugs like Ozempic should be regulated to be only used for health. People shouldn't be able to take them just to have visible abs.

Visible abs must remain as an outward signifier of a mind in turmoil. A mind that subjects itself to suffering for its ideal of vane beauty.

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

if you genuinely think “some liberals would rather lose so they can complain about a woman candidate than vote for a Democrat woman” is a serious issue affecting presidential elections you are a fucking moron playing a game on the internet

gizmocats.bsky.social @gizmocats.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly the problem.

I do fundamentally think “win every election,” is the way to go, viable or not.

But THIS is precisely why it’s not viable.

Because even among liberals there are those who would rather see Republicans win so they can complain than to just ovary up and vote for a woman.

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even have my partner’s number memorized. However I can recall with perfect clarity my best friend in high school’s family home phone number. that’s it, zero other memorized numbers anymore

Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 1d

I'm an old man and the only phone number I have memorized is my wife's. I don't know my mom's or anyone else's

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

fuck the added context does not make it less chilling

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

but it doesn’t

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

More fuckin rehab!! Hell yes!!

Japanese actor/comedian Takano “Beat” Takeshi grinning broadly and holding a revolver to his own temple

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know what this is referencing and without context it is chilling

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

it’s my fuckin left hip adductor!! that’s the issue, mystery solved. no heavy deadlifting until gets fixed

Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

Went for a big deadlift PR but my pelvic floor wasn’t having it. my damn taint was protesting, loudly, and that’s something you gotta listen to

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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 2d

cop, lying: Me and my friends, who are troops, will delete Candy Crush if Zohrani 'Hussein' Mamdani is mayor of New York City. We are the most active users on the platform and this could affect the stock market

Bari Weiss: Chilling. And not the cool weed kind of chilling. This week on 60 Minutes

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

jesus christ you deserve to be insulted

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

the statement you’re replying to doesn’t imply that you think this place sucks, dumbass

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Johnny STABcato: Television’s Jazz Detective @tunaghost.bsky.social · 1d

ICE was in fact doing that for Biden’s entire presidency

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