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Dan
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I have 100 powers
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lmao!!
i'm obsessed with this Kliban
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Wanna look at a page? Check out Chataro’s page. I have learned so much from the late chataro, I sometimes stop suddenly and make a pose myself
RIP gone now near 20 years

www.womwom-land.sakura.ne.jp/sub27e-chata...
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
sitting on a picnic blanket in the middle of a placid meadow when a tiny speck of dust lands on my head and I'm instantly slammed into the ground creating a twenty foot crater
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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going through old documents
March 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
One melatonin at night, sweet dreams till morning's light

Two melatonin before bed, 100,000,000 demons in your head
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Teach your son or daughter to capture army men
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I’ll have three of your kindest desserts, prepared with extra beautiful 😊😊
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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the grass in fields looks parted where they've walked
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!

~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!

~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Daily Planet - today Superman picked up a bus and threw it away and it blew up because it was going to run over 1 ant
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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In a few Kurosawa Kiyoshi movies there's someone working in a "plants and computers" office, sometimes explained, mostly never fully, and I think I want to work in a plants and computers office
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
no escape
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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if book publishers are getting into deluxe edition reprints may i personally request an english printing of the book of the new sun with takashi obata's covers (yes this is real)
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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N-no!
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Help!
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
200 Runes.

That's the cost of my Primordial Crucible meal.

But I guess that's too much for apostles addicted to miracles and boons.
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If we do anything to regulate capitalism or improve conditions for ordinary people the capitalists will simply withdraw, with all their wealth and brilliance, to the floating kingdom of Devil Land
August 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM