Keegan
@ultimategotea.bsky.social
Hoping for a meteor at this point
He/him
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Jake Paul getting INFLUENCED
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Jake Paul getting INFLUENCED
They are refusing to review anything when it would harm Bama
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They are refusing to review anything when it would harm Bama
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Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
He's been on the verge of crying since he was named SoS
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He's been on the verge of crying since he was named SoS
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
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OH WAIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THEY BLAMED ON DEI??!!?
The U.S. government admits negligence in the helicopter-plane collision last January that killed 67 in Washington, D.C.
US government admits negligence in helicopter-plane collision that killed 67 in Washington
The U.S. government has admitted that the Federal Aviation Administration and the Army played a role in causing the collision last January between an airliner and a Black Hawk helicopter near the nation’s capital that killed 67 people.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
OH WAIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THEY BLAMED ON DEI??!!?
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I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If DOD claims its aircraft was in dangerous airspace and thus did not want to give away its position, then DOD needs to explain why JetBlue was unaware of the airspace danger.
And again, the military waiver from ADS-B req in DCA was for national security.
It can be a convenient DOD designation.
And again, the military waiver from ADS-B req in DCA was for national security.
It can be a convenient DOD designation.
A JetBlue pilot changed elevation to avoid colliding with a U.S. Air Force plane in the southern Caribbean on Friday, he told air traffic controllers.
The New York-bound flight was leaving the island of Curaçao, just north of the Venezuelan coast.
The New York-bound flight was leaving the island of Curaçao, just north of the Venezuelan coast.
‘Outrageous’: JetBlue pilot describes near-collision with Air Force plane off Venezuela
The airline pilot told Curaçao air traffic control that “we almost had a mid-air collision” with an unidentified military aircraft.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If DOD claims its aircraft was in dangerous airspace and thus did not want to give away its position, then DOD needs to explain why JetBlue was unaware of the airspace danger.
And again, the military waiver from ADS-B req in DCA was for national security.
It can be a convenient DOD designation.
And again, the military waiver from ADS-B req in DCA was for national security.
It can be a convenient DOD designation.
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🏈 CAR 17 - 20 NO
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
🏈 CAR 17 - 20 NO
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
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Superman (2025)
If Goku was real he would have joined Hamas for sure.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Superman (2025)
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
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In cutting off federal funds to Catholic charities in Texas and threatening to cut off federal funding to Indiana if the state Republicans don't vote the way he wants, Trump has managed to create two of the most explosive, impeachable scandals in presidential history in the last twenty four hours.
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
In cutting off federal funds to Catholic charities in Texas and threatening to cut off federal funding to Indiana if the state Republicans don't vote the way he wants, Trump has managed to create two of the most explosive, impeachable scandals in presidential history in the last twenty four hours.
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all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
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When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...