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Keegan
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Jay Jones for US Attorney General

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"Whaaat, Nvidia had a good earnings ca- OH MY GOODNESS"
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"Hypothetical questions can only be given hypothetical answers..."
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I'll take Frederick Douglass over Elon Musk
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
February 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bluesky does give you the magical solution of detaching quotes, but you still have to micromanage it. Separately, they need to lock replies to people who followed you *before* the post so people can't follow you just to reply. There's a lot this platform does right, but some features need expansion.
god please give me a “you can quote post this only if you follow me” toggle
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Also, here’s a photo of people dying to defend a “multicultural economic zone”
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Imagine including the Irish in a conversation about the USA's "common culture" back in the 1850s
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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reskeet this to die instantly
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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We bought Article II of the United Nations Charter with the blood of a hundred million human beings, and less than a century later, it's being sold for nothing by people who don't even understand what they're doing.
i think this is what drives me nuts. people talk about how, say, the UN was founded by "starry eyed idealists" who didn't understand "reality." the truth is that the UN was founded by those who had just fought and *won* the bloodiest war in human history.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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I have mixed feelings about the Mills campaign but as a long-time Susan Collins hater this ad was made for me personally
Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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This is so spot on
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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uhhhh
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:

“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”

(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Honestly funny how most of the Hasan drama vis a vis Gavin Newsom boils down to a liberal party effectively practicing democratic centralism
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Finally, my account has been reopened.

Thank you to everyone who showed support and took the time to speak up and write. You can follow me here.
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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When you have a rules-based order where you carve out exceptions to our values, eventually the exceptions become the rules.
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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tribunals are, realistically, the moderate option
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”

culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
Bondi Suggests Culver City Has a Crime Problem. Culver City Has a Problem With That.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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I am once again reminding people that gerrymandering does not affect statewide races.
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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When David slayed Goliath.

5'8", 165-lb electrician Ondřej Satoria strikes out Shohei Ohtani on three pitches.

Fastest pitch: 79 mph.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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come on
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM