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Steve Berry
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I expect it was just easier/cheaper to hand it to the Radiophonic Workshop and say "this, but make it sci-fi". My recollection is that even Peter Howell isn't particularly enamoured with his own version.
Now considering a British version made at the same time. Marty gets up to sing the FGTH song only to be shut down by Holly Johnson (as a teacher) bellowing through a megaphone: "Sorry fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn gay!"
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I'm not calling a dating service apparently run by Jimmy Savile.
This is my daughter except she would never do anything as uncool as listening to, like, music, like with instruments, and stuff, from like prehistoric times, for like OLD people, yeah? Duh.
Thankfully they never made A Nightmare on Elm St Eve.
My favourite movie with my name in?

Dave The Jackal.
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Someone in a Teams meeting just said “It’s the old chicken and the egg question isn’t it? Why did they cross the road?” then realised what they’d said and turned their camera off.
Not now, truckload of highly aggressive rhesus monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and Covid.
A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.
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Show this to anyone who swears, "We didn't celebrate Halloween in the UK in the 1970s and we definitely didn't have pumpkins! It's all American stuff nowadays..."
50 YEARS AGO TODAY: a Words And Pictures Halloween special, with a scary pumpkin and an equally scary Henry Woolf.
Words and Pictures Halloween Edition 1975
From 1975 BBC2 Words and Pictures Halloween Edition..
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"It's only one whisky, Tom. It's only one cigar, Tom. It's only one fibreglass boat, Tom" This is all I remember. And it's what I drunkenly slurred at Glyn Owen's face in a pub in Belsize Park in 1996.
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Would love to travel back to summer 1987 and tell the teenage me that this lad would one day cover The Smiths with a band and do it better than The Smiths*.

*Apart from when he forgets the words.
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True "Salem's Lot" story - back in 1981, when BBC1 did "a special two-part presentation", one of my friends and I (being big strong and tough boys) decided to convene in my bedroom to watch it. IN THE DARK. Now : the layout in my bedroom - two single beds, in the middle of the room <more>
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This. We all need to be better allies. She Who Must Not Be Named and her ilk are monsters and we need to resist their foul eugenicist ideology. Their immense wealth is being used to change the law, endangering the lives of trans people AND anyone who isn’t conformist in their appearance or desires.
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👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."

"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."

"I blame you for that."
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Going to travel back in time to 1985 to show people what's in the news 40 years from then.
*straightens bow tie* Ah yes, Jonny. I see we... ahem... dream the same thing, we want the same thing. Etc.
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All a big chuckle to this grotesque fuckwit and these media clowns just lap it up and clap like the shit handed chimps they are.
Boris Johnson, "I tried to get the scientists to say that lockdown was a bad idea"

*they all laugh*

There were 26,000 covid deaths because Boris Johnson ignored scientists and delayed the first lockdown by a week
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GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
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If you still have friends on Twitter, maybe this will convince them to junk it. The Muskrat openly bankrolling Tommy Ten-Names in the UK courts brings Lord Rothermere and the BUF to mind, only Rothermere wasn't the richest man in the world. Fascism always goes hand-in-hand with obscene wealth.