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Steve Berry
@unloveablesteve.bsky.social
· Nov 13
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1980s TV shows in emoji.
🤓🤓 The Two Ronnies
🦉 The Computer Programme
✨ Doctor Who
🦋 Butterflies
Can't be arsed to think of any more.
🤓🤓 The Two Ronnies
🦉 The Computer Programme
✨ Doctor Who
🦋 Butterflies
Can't be arsed to think of any more.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
1980s TV shows in emoji.
🤓🤓 The Two Ronnies
🦉 The Computer Programme
✨ Doctor Who
🦋 Butterflies
Can't be arsed to think of any more.
🤓🤓 The Two Ronnies
🦉 The Computer Programme
✨ Doctor Who
🦋 Butterflies
Can't be arsed to think of any more.
Make that £83k... 😱
Anyone got a spare £35k? www.sothebys.com/en/buy/aucti...
The Masquerade Hare | Fine Jewelry | 2025 | Sotheby's
<p>Set with a ruby eye, the body of pierced design with foliate scrolls, stars and five flowerhead motifs, each set with a cabochon turquoise, suspending five tinkling bells, a mouse, a frog, a bird a...
www.sothebys.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Make that £83k... 😱
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Anyone got a spare £35k? www.sothebys.com/en/buy/aucti...
The Masquerade Hare | Fine Jewelry | 2025 | Sotheby's
<p>Set with a ruby eye, the body of pierced design with foliate scrolls, stars and five flowerhead motifs, each set with a cabochon turquoise, suspending five tinkling bells, a mouse, a frog, a bird a...
www.sothebys.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Anyone got a spare £35k? www.sothebys.com/en/buy/aucti...
Good grief. They're ten years old.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Good grief. They're ten years old.
It's that time of year again. Please spread the word.
1. In your weekly shop, buy an extra advent calendar
2. Donate it to your local food bank or food collection
3. Share a photo on social media using #AdventAid
steve0566.wixsite.com/adventaid/ge...
1. In your weekly shop, buy an extra advent calendar
2. Donate it to your local food bank or food collection
3. Share a photo on social media using #AdventAid
steve0566.wixsite.com/adventaid/ge...
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's that time of year again. Please spread the word.
1. In your weekly shop, buy an extra advent calendar
2. Donate it to your local food bank or food collection
3. Share a photo on social media using #AdventAid
steve0566.wixsite.com/adventaid/ge...
1. In your weekly shop, buy an extra advent calendar
2. Donate it to your local food bank or food collection
3. Share a photo on social media using #AdventAid
steve0566.wixsite.com/adventaid/ge...
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SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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500 word prompt: thick goth glasses goth thick boobs glasses boobs and goth boobs boobs goth-
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
500 word prompt: thick goth glasses goth thick boobs glasses boobs and goth boobs boobs goth-
How is this 20 years old?
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How is this 20 years old?
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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Was umming and ahhing about going to this with the eldest ('cos who wants to go to a gig with yer dad?). In the end, decided against, 'cos she's not even heard the records.
(And then remembered I saw Lily at Brixton Academy in 2009 anyway, so...)
Ff course, all the tickets have been scalped. 🙄
(And then remembered I saw Lily at Brixton Academy in 2009 anyway, so...)
Ff course, all the tickets have been scalped. 🙄
Lily Allen announces first tour since 2019 following release of 'divorce album' West End Girl
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/10/30/lily-allen-uk-tour-dates-tickets/?utm_content=1762147200&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/10/30/lily-allen-uk-tour-dates-tickets/?utm_content=1762147200&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Lily Allen announces first tour since 2019 following release of West End Girl
Lily Allen has announced her first tour in seven years with a series of dates and stops across the UK taking place in 2026.
www.thepinknews.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was umming and ahhing about going to this with the eldest ('cos who wants to go to a gig with yer dad?). In the end, decided against, 'cos she's not even heard the records.
(And then remembered I saw Lily at Brixton Academy in 2009 anyway, so...)
Ff course, all the tickets have been scalped. 🙄
(And then remembered I saw Lily at Brixton Academy in 2009 anyway, so...)
Ff course, all the tickets have been scalped. 🙄
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A Lily Allen style album on betrayal and heartbreak but it's about Nick Mohammed at the end of Celebrity Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A Lily Allen style album on betrayal and heartbreak but it's about Nick Mohammed at the end of Celebrity Traitors
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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Did a horse write this?
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Did a horse write this?
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I'm not calling a dating service apparently run by Jimmy Savile.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I'm not calling a dating service apparently run by Jimmy Savile.
Thankfully they never made A Nightmare on Elm St Eve.
My favourite movie with my name in?
Dave The Jackal.
Dave The Jackal.
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Thankfully they never made A Nightmare on Elm St Eve.
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Someone in a Teams meeting just said “It’s the old chicken and the egg question isn’t it? Why did they cross the road?” then realised what they’d said and turned their camera off.
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Someone in a Teams meeting just said “It’s the old chicken and the egg question isn’t it? Why did they cross the road?” then realised what they’d said and turned their camera off.
Not now, truckload of highly aggressive rhesus monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and Covid.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Not now, truckload of highly aggressive rhesus monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and Covid.
Show this to anyone who swears, "We didn't celebrate Halloween in the UK in the 1970s and we definitely didn't have pumpkins! It's all American stuff nowadays..."
50 YEARS AGO TODAY: a Words And Pictures Halloween special, with a scary pumpkin and an equally scary Henry Woolf.
Words and Pictures Halloween Edition 1975
From 1975 BBC2 Words and Pictures Halloween Edition..
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Show this to anyone who swears, "We didn't celebrate Halloween in the UK in the 1970s and we definitely didn't have pumpkins! It's all American stuff nowadays..."
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Would love to travel back to summer 1987 and tell the teenage me that this lad would one day cover The Smiths with a band and do it better than The Smiths*.
*Apart from when he forgets the words.
*Apart from when he forgets the words.
Rick Roll Rick Ashley GIF
ALT: Rick Roll Rick Ashley GIF
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Would love to travel back to summer 1987 and tell the teenage me that this lad would one day cover The Smiths with a band and do it better than The Smiths*.
*Apart from when he forgets the words.
*Apart from when he forgets the words.
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True "Salem's Lot" story - back in 1981, when BBC1 did "a special two-part presentation", one of my friends and I (being big strong and tough boys) decided to convene in my bedroom to watch it. IN THE DARK. Now : the layout in my bedroom - two single beds, in the middle of the room <more>
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
True "Salem's Lot" story - back in 1981, when BBC1 did "a special two-part presentation", one of my friends and I (being big strong and tough boys) decided to convene in my bedroom to watch it. IN THE DARK. Now : the layout in my bedroom - two single beds, in the middle of the room <more>