Vee
banner
veepatz.bsky.social
Vee
@veepatz.bsky.social
Dogs. Silly Things. Coffee. Books. Punk Rock. Saskatchewan. Vaccines. Blue Jays. She/Her. 🇨🇦
The latest social media video thing that kind of wrecks me is all the moms picking up and holding their big kids one more time. Even when their kid towers over them now.

Because you don’t actually know that you’ve picked your kiddo up for the last time when it happens.

Anyways… sobbing over here.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Reposted by Vee
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If I still made a Christmas wish list this would be on it.

Tis not the season to treat myself but this bunnyhug is awesome

retrokid.ca/collections/...
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by Vee
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Shout out to the floor. Always there to catch me when I fall.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Vee
[being mauled]

bear: *mauling me*

me: is it berenstein or berenstain
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by Vee
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Reposted by Vee
interviewer: how are your listening skills?

me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You hear me ask “are you ok?” but what I really mean is “Stop with the gawddang snot snorkeling”

Blow yer nose already.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think I have to give up on this mug of coffee. I have warmed it up twice now and haven’t gotten through half of it.

Scatterbrained and busy today ☹️ I need my coffee in a hydration pack attached to me
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reposted by Vee
like you wouldn’t fucking believe, National Geographic
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Vee
cracking another one (baked beans)
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ope. I forgot to drink water today.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Vee
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Vee
I'm learning that the baseball offseason is mostly just a bunch of dudes throwing around trading conspiracy theories that would make flat earthers weep. Yeah man, that one pitcher you like is coming to the Jays because five years ago he wore a blue hat and mentioned he likes birds. I love it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m at the point in my life that I just know something bad has happened when my dad calls at 9am on a Sunday.

My gut was right.

Rest well Uncle Elmer. Do what you can from up there to help the Riders win today.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Vee
New single by @dropkickmurphys.com just dropped. Helluva Veterans Day tribute, filmed IN UKRAINE. Watch and share. And BZ to all who wore the uniform—and who still stand for freedom.

"Who'll Stand With Us?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3rt...
“Who’ll Stand With Us” featuring O’Hamsters [Recorded in KYIV 🇺🇦]
YouTube video by VALOR Media Network
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Vee
my heart wants a beautiful, neatly arranged home like the ones featured in architectural digest. but my spirit wants to adopt as many cats and dogs as my living space humanely allows. very difficult dilemma.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ain’t no burp as good as a sparkling water burp.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Vee
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Vee
my body responds to stress by becoming so perpetually exhausted that all I want to do is sleep so I can forget about the stress, which I don't think my ancestors had in mind when they were running from, like, sabertooth tigers
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Soft kitty. Sleepy kitty.

Happy #Caturday from this comfy cozy critter
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Winter driving is here 😬 I hate icy roads.

Had the danger shimmy and pucker happen a few times on the commute home.
❄️ #SKweather
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I tried out beading at a friendship centre workshop for the last two evenings… and I understand now why the pretty beaded things are so expensive.

So anyways, I may have a completed poppy this time next year 🤣 (this was nearly four hours and 1 million needle stabs)
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My office has two bathrooms. They mirror each other in layout. As I surfed my phone with my trousers around my ankles I heard a colleague likely doing the same in the other bathroom. And farts.

I have been laughing ever since. This is my drawing of how we looked separated by a wall.
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM