Vito Gulla
@vitogulla.bsky.social
writer and big dumb idiot | short fiction in Pithead Chapel, The Big Click, Mulberry Fork Review, LA Review of LA, and Subtopian
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Vito Gulla
@vitogulla.bsky.social
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Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
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Vaxxed?
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Vaxxed?
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One of his worst tweets
god
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One of his worst tweets
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
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⏰ Clock's ticking bbs!
Our Submittable page opens 01 DEC
Do. Not. Snooze.
Our Submittable page opens 01 DEC
Do. Not. Snooze.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
⏰ Clock's ticking bbs!
Our Submittable page opens 01 DEC
Do. Not. Snooze.
Our Submittable page opens 01 DEC
Do. Not. Snooze.
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Now there’s one actual week left, if you count the deadline day as a day and today as a day. $1,000 1st; $500 2nd; $300 3rd; $100 finalists. Winners and finalists published in the December issue of SmokeLong Quarterly. 250 words max. www.smokelong.com/the-smokelon...
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Now there’s one actual week left, if you count the deadline day as a day and today as a day. $1,000 1st; $500 2nd; $300 3rd; $100 finalists. Winners and finalists published in the December issue of SmokeLong Quarterly. 250 words max. www.smokelong.com/the-smokelon...
It’s been a while since I submitted short fiction, and boy, did I forget how expensive this is.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s been a while since I submitted short fiction, and boy, did I forget how expensive this is.
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THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
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In America, if you make fun of a war criminal, some guy sends you photos of your child’s preschool
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In America, if you make fun of a war criminal, some guy sends you photos of your child’s preschool
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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Congrats to the average daily bsky poster for regularly making good funny jokes with an ease that apparently even the most money in the world can never ever ever buy
August 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Congrats to the average daily bsky poster for regularly making good funny jokes with an ease that apparently even the most money in the world can never ever ever buy
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“When I first learned a toilet like that existed inside the White House, I was horrified”
I’m sorry but the concept of being “horrified” by the toilet in the Lincoln bathroom is so funny
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“When I first learned a toilet like that existed inside the White House, I was horrified”
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Defend NYC, a pro-Cuomo super PAC operated by Trump adviser Jason Meister, is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on sending out this text message to NYC voters, hoping it'll convince them to vote Cuomo for mayor, new filings show.
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Defend NYC, a pro-Cuomo super PAC operated by Trump adviser Jason Meister, is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on sending out this text message to NYC voters, hoping it'll convince them to vote Cuomo for mayor, new filings show.
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i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
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bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken
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October 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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not cool man, my dad died during the events of Tenet... yeah, he fell into a guard tower
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
not cool man, my dad died during the events of Tenet... yeah, he fell into a guard tower
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it was me, btw. I did the Louvre heist. I was looking to steal all their tour guide 3DSes, but I could only find Crown Jewels. What am I going to do with a bunch of sparkly rocks that can't play Kid Icarus: Uprising
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it was me, btw. I did the Louvre heist. I was looking to steal all their tour guide 3DSes, but I could only find Crown Jewels. What am I going to do with a bunch of sparkly rocks that can't play Kid Icarus: Uprising