Warbling
@warblin.bsky.social
A collection of several trillion cells all coming together in order to drink wine. Go team!
Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.
Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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Democracy dies in dampness
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Democracy dies in dampness
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November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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The biggest problem in the world isn’t climate change, future pandemics, or democratic collapse.
It’s that far too many of our most brilliant minds are working on *everything but* those problems. 🧵
It’s that far too many of our most brilliant minds are working on *everything but* those problems. 🧵
July 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The biggest problem in the world isn’t climate change, future pandemics, or democratic collapse.
It’s that far too many of our most brilliant minds are working on *everything but* those problems. 🧵
It’s that far too many of our most brilliant minds are working on *everything but* those problems. 🧵
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for
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Standing in front of a cannon is pretty dangerous, but standing behind one isn't much safer when it's fired!
This gun weighs 2,463kg (about the same as 3.5 cows, 10 pigs or 2000 human brains), plus the weight of the oak carriage, so you'd want to keep your distance!
#Museum30 #Danger
This gun weighs 2,463kg (about the same as 3.5 cows, 10 pigs or 2000 human brains), plus the weight of the oak carriage, so you'd want to keep your distance!
#Museum30 #Danger
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
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feels like a metaphor but i'm too tired to sort it out
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
feels like a metaphor but i'm too tired to sort it out
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He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
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Offered as an addendum: Also beware anyone who loudly labels themselves “brutally honest” because they’re usually more interested in brutality than honesty.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Offered as an addendum: Also beware anyone who loudly labels themselves “brutally honest” because they’re usually more interested in brutality than honesty.
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Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
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I don’t believe Trump is bought and paid for by Russia. I believe he does it for free because he likes it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don’t believe Trump is bought and paid for by Russia. I believe he does it for free because he likes it.
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It was World Philosophy Day on Thursday.
But why?
But why?
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It was World Philosophy Day on Thursday.
But why?
But why?
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Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
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Not entirely sure I understand why Ukraine should be "grateful" for having Putin's plan for their surrender thrust down their throats and told they must agree to it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not entirely sure I understand why Ukraine should be "grateful" for having Putin's plan for their surrender thrust down their throats and told they must agree to it.
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X/Twitter is a machine for monetizing racism & fascism.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
X/Twitter is a machine for monetizing racism & fascism.
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The US will not be responsible for a peace deal in Ukraine. The EU will be. We need to start normalizing that reality and Putin needs to understand that’s the future now, whether he likes it or not.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The US will not be responsible for a peace deal in Ukraine. The EU will be. We need to start normalizing that reality and Putin needs to understand that’s the future now, whether he likes it or not.
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
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There is no pain
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There is no pain
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
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Big Balls breaking into the federal government mainframe and destroying Social Security: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Big Balls getting indicted for said break-in: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Big Balls getting indicted for said break-in: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Big Balls breaking into the federal government mainframe and destroying Social Security: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Big Balls getting indicted for said break-in: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Big Balls getting indicted for said break-in: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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"I've been ID'd and I'm afraid of being prosecuted for my illegal acts that I willfully committed because I was given a large sack of money for it" is not anything for which I will ever show sympathy.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
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'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"I've been ID'd and I'm afraid of being prosecuted for my illegal acts that I willfully committed because I was given a large sack of money for it" is not anything for which I will ever show sympathy.