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WhinterQueen
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looks up and sighs, wishes she controlled the skies; for up above is where to stand to rule those who walk the land.
Pinned
me body crunchin’ feelin’ pop pop pop
dyslexia is fun bc sometimes you accidentally call the clouds rainbows
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.

Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i’m glad they didn’t make us watch
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
so i maybe hallucinated it? but i swear there was like a biologist of some sort who was like “do you know how many animals would be super dead or suffering w/o animal husbandry and modern meds for zoological diseases?”

do you know her (i think?) can you link it?? pls???
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
that big old bowl is full of the stuffing they felched out of the gaping hole
nothing i like better than a dry meat cavern
I’ve got a more depressing one
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the fascists with the fancy kitchens and the bad food are making me irrationally angry
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
yes, this fascist turkey has the correct number of corners, no further questions
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
nothing i like better than a dry meat cavern
I’ve got a more depressing one
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times:

- phish
- ween
- p-funk
- flaming lips
- atmosphere
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Not corkscrew shaped.
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Immigration is always about destroying Native sovereignty

It’s about rejecting the need for public transparency around who belongs on taken land by enslaved hands
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I just do not understand these posts of grown adults hiding from their family that they hate on Thanksgiving. One of the joys of living on your own is that staying at home and eating a frozen pizza is also an option for the day. If that sounds like more fun, do it!
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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happy native american genocide celebration day to all the white people, i guess.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
me: what are you watching?

her: k-pop demon hunters, i learned about it on monstrum
kiddo learned about a mythical monster on there bc of a pbs documentary about folklore so she’s kinda right
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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very evident that millennials are the adults now when shaggy is singing bangin on the bathroom floor in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade and then lil jon does turn down for what
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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JD Vance is like that scene from 30 Rock where they try to decipher century-old racial slurs and derogatory phrases except instead of satire and fictional characters he’s the literal Vice President of the United States.
JD Vance loves spreading 16th century pro-genocide propaganda so much
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf and his hideous capitalist spawn.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
turkey is too made of starstuff.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 18h
Tryptophan, the essential amino acid behind the Thanksgiving myth that eating turkey can make you sleepy, has been found to exist on Bennu, a small asteroid that swings by our planet about every six years. https://cnn.it/4rlWctI
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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looks like Hoda and Savannah’s edibles kicked in. good for them honestly
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Busta Rhymes performing with the teenage mutant ninja turtles is what Thanksgiving is all about
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
fuck, we are in the depths of hell
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
Native American actress gave ICE agents her tribal ID. They called it 'fake,' she says
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
oh i am the target market for this parade, eh?
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM