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My iPhone fell under the car seat and I forgot about it for 5 straight days.
Very appropriate and timely.
“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Harsh. But fair.
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Master race, amirite?
This story is terrific. A woman infiltrated a racist dating site, used chatbots to get info from horny incels, and then leaked it all.

What are the odds one of the accounts on WhiteDate belongs to a White House staffer?
Investigator breaches white supremacist dating sites, exposes 8,000 users
An investigative journalist infiltrated three white supremacist platforms, including the dating site WhiteDate, exfiltrating over 8,000 user profiles and 100GB of sensitive data.
cybernews.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
low key great post.
*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam https://theonion.com/trump-rushed-to-walter-reed-to-watch-breast-exam/
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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“History is basically one long reminder that humans are spectacularly bad at managing power, but surprisingly good at surviving, adapting, and occasionally doing something decent when it matters.”
This is not the inspirational, Instagram-quote version of hope.

This is the stubborn, dented, slightly sarcastic hope that survives out of pure spite. The kind that says, “Yes, everything is on fire, but I’m still not letting the worst people win everything.”

thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/26/y...
Yes, Everything’s on Fire. But People Are Still Helping Each Other
Beneath the screaming headlines, Texans are still quietly doing the right thing — and inspiring us to hold on.
thebarbedwire.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true,

“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Snow rollers in the watershed!
🌊🌊 ❄️
From Suttons Bay Michigan, on the shore of @lakemichigan13.bsky.social , rare snow rollers. Snow and wind conditions need to be just right.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Silent Night Bus Ride. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons and get your 2025 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar at laloalcaraz.com/order-today-... today!
December 24, 2024 at 9:07 PM
No wonder the silvertips are so expensive. I saw asking prices exceeding $1,800 on our local lot: www.hcn.org/issues/57-12...
Inside California’s wild Christmas tree harvest - High Country News
The rare wild commercial Christmas tree harvest endures on the edge of climate change, wildfire and shifting immigration policy, revealing how even our most cherished traditions depend on fragile land...
www.hcn.org
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This bitch (Chatterton) should shut up and show us his tits.
it requires an absolutely staggering lack of self awareness for chatterton to complain that he has lost elite opportunities because he has anti-woke views.
The Other Way the ‘Super Woke’ Left Discriminates
Race and gender aren’t the only categories that determine who gets special treatment.
www.theatlantic.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Jesus. That's where we are right now. (metaphorically speaking, of course).
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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“You eat your dirt, Billy. You want to grow up as big and slimy as your dad, don’t you?”
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Top holiday plumbing content (#1 or #2)
ah yes a true holiday classic
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It feels like Zuck's entire life is committed to enabling skeevy dudes to be skeevier.
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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thanks for the input
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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here's today's post: "first they came for the white people, and I didn’t speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever"
your Sunday shitwit round-up.
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first they came for the white people, and I didn’t speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever
your Sunday shitwit round-up
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December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How did you know that about my GMa's house?
Is there anything better than waking up at grandma’s house? Rolling off the ancient pull-out couch and sucking down a cup of coffee made with grounds frozen since the Carter administration? Washing your entire body with a single bar of soap under a shower head level with the height of your nipples?
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yeah, that one cut deep. Real deep.
One of my earliest Christmas related memories is being really disturbed that Frosty the Snowman went out that way. I was like “isn’t anyone going to help him?!”
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM