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@windowdolls.bsky.social

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 7h

I’m massively into the paranormal and I have a few stories of experiencing things that I cannot explain. I have certainly witnessed poltergeist activity. If I wasn’t so bloody tired tonight I’d tell you about it.
Remind me next year

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 12h

Dating me is like getting back from trick or treating and realizing all you got was raisins

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 22h

This joke is so dad it switches off all the lights muttering something about Blackpool illuminations

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 22h

This joke is so dad it falls asleep in front of the tv but claims it was watching that

Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 22h

This joke is so dad it can draw you a picture of how to wire a 13 amp plug.

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 22h

This joke is so dad it falls asleep in front of the tv but claims it was watching that

Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 22h

This joke is so dad it can draw you a picture of how to wire a 13 amp plug.

Lee Harvey (Inevitable Decline Era) @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 22h

This joke is so dad, if you phone it it immediately offers to fetch your mother

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 1d

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Davina McCall hosting a big brother eviction

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 22h

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you!

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 23h

Sadly no dressing up this year!

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 23h

That time I dressed up as the most convincing cat ever #happyhalloween

Black and white photo of me wearing a fluffy black top and cat ears with whiskers drawn on my face

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 1d

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 1d

I just want her entire wardrobe!

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure people are dressing up at work tomorrow and haven’t told me. Yeah well haha the joke’s on them because I always look like something that has crawled out of a grave

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 1d

Claudia’s green jacket from last night though. YSL apparently

a cartoon character says i can t afford that

ALT: a cartoon character says i can t afford that

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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 2d

Me leaving the house to socialise

Cat on The Traitors trying to walk along a rickety bridge at a height, she is repeating to herself "It's fine, we're literally fine, it's literally fine"

She repeats to herself "I'm an adult, I'm an adult"

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure this was the best image to demonstrate the path of the hurricane

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 3d

She has been amazing. Surely the winner if there are no disasters!

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 3d

Tom has scraped through a couple of times too. I don’t feel he should be a finalist

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 3d

I really wanted him to be in the final ☹️

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 3d

Totally agree

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 3d

I’m listening to Uncanny podcasts at work and I’ve recognised one of you. I’m not going to mention any names but your unusual occupation gave it away.
Thank you for sharing your terrifying and very personal story.

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 5d

don’t ever have a crush on anyone. it makes you stupid

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 4d

today i learned that korean for "wedgie" is:

엉덩이가 바지를 먹었어

which translates into:

"my ass ate my pants."

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 5d

It’s getting dark and the Sunday night fear is setting in. But just three more weeks of my current contract and then I’ve possibly got until the new year off, maybe with the odd installation here and there

an older man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat and looking down .

ALT: an older man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat and looking down .

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