Evan
@witchjail.bsky.social
🍊30s
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
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Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.
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December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.
www.nola.com/news/educati...
www.nola.com/news/educati...
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
i have thoughts on what hotel they were staying at in tampa bay on episode 5
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i have thoughts on what hotel they were staying at in tampa bay on episode 5
heated rivalry episode 5 is a big win for my beloved Tampa Bay and the best songs of the aughts “i’ll believe in anything” by wolf parade
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
heated rivalry episode 5 is a big win for my beloved Tampa Bay and the best songs of the aughts “i’ll believe in anything” by wolf parade
all Shane’s teammates: ilya rosanov is such an asshole, we hate him
Shane externally: haha yeah
Shane internally:
Shane externally: haha yeah
Shane internally:
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
all Shane’s teammates: ilya rosanov is such an asshole, we hate him
Shane externally: haha yeah
Shane internally:
Shane externally: haha yeah
Shane internally:
shane’s team being fine with him being gay but freaking out when they find out he’s gay with Ilya would have sent me into a tailspin if I was him. Like what you’re good with me sucking dick but not if it’s a guy who USED to be our big rival but plays on a bad team now and is no threat to us?
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
shane’s team being fine with him being gay but freaking out when they find out he’s gay with Ilya would have sent me into a tailspin if I was him. Like what you’re good with me sucking dick but not if it’s a guy who USED to be our big rival but plays on a bad team now and is no threat to us?
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Damn, imagine if we had a political party that could use this information to make real sweeping change
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Damn, imagine if we had a political party that could use this information to make real sweeping change
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
i’ve now read the heated rivalry book and i now have my pet scene that i’ll be sad if they don’t include in the show (ilya racing the kids in the pool and losing on purpose)
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i’ve now read the heated rivalry book and i now have my pet scene that i’ll be sad if they don’t include in the show (ilya racing the kids in the pool and losing on purpose)
just got my ticket to see the academy is… on their 20th anniversary of almost here tour 🤪 exciting but also reminds me that i will be 35 in a month
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
just got my ticket to see the academy is… on their 20th anniversary of almost here tour 🤪 exciting but also reminds me that i will be 35 in a month
the voice that the heated rivalry audiobook narrator does for rose landry is diabolical
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the voice that the heated rivalry audiobook narrator does for rose landry is diabolical
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Amanda Seyfried, I was not familiar with your game
![Variety 7
@Variety
X.com
Amanda Seyfried says "socialism is a gorgeous
¡dea" as she grapples with the current state of America:
"How about we all don't have any kind of agendas?
How about our agenda is take care of each other? I know [socialism] doesn't work perfectly, or that people understand what the word actually means.
For me, it's taking care of each other. If I have more money, I can spend more money on other people"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreicwkurqs6allwnij44s3t3ajeknmybuvzoygw5dg3p5ergxfioyg4@jpeg)
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Amanda Seyfried, I was not familiar with your game
at the “texting my sister telling her to watch it” stage w/r/t heated rivalry
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
at the “texting my sister telling her to watch it” stage w/r/t heated rivalry
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
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This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is so fucking funny dude.
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Disney saw all those pictures people made of Mickey doing crack when AI first rolled out and were like “hey. Pretty cool”
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Disney saw all those pictures people made of Mickey doing crack when AI first rolled out and were like “hey. Pretty cool”
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Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon
i’m watching the gay hockey show and you can’t imagine my disappointment that the third episode was all about that scott guy. like can we get back to shane getting emotionally manipulated by the hot russian
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i’m watching the gay hockey show and you can’t imagine my disappointment that the third episode was all about that scott guy. like can we get back to shane getting emotionally manipulated by the hot russian
SCHEMING ROMAN SENATOR WHO JUST DISCOVERED SOCIAL MEDIA: bro’s auctoritas is weak 😂 his dignitas is cooked fr fr 😂🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
SCHEMING ROMAN SENATOR WHO JUST DISCOVERED SOCIAL MEDIA: bro’s auctoritas is weak 😂 his dignitas is cooked fr fr 😂🔥🔥
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chat is it good when the legal reporters whose work I've followed for over a decade all start sharing this at once
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
chat is it good when the legal reporters whose work I've followed for over a decade all start sharing this at once
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
i’m playing bioshock by myself for the first time and whenever atlas gets on that radio i start screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at him. Lying bitch i know your little game
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i’m playing bioshock by myself for the first time and whenever atlas gets on that radio i start screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at him. Lying bitch i know your little game
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Witch: You will be one of the most famous Chief Justices ever.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Witch: You will be one of the most famous Chief Justices ever.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”