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Wizzy Probs
@wizzyprobs.bsky.social
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"A delightful chaos of reasoned critiques and chaotic sports fandom." Long suffering DC Sports/Man United fan. May talk politics. Crypto and other scammers cheerfully blocked. Enjoying the DC football resurgence, Derek Guy & Marcy Wheeler!
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · Jun 13
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
youtu.be/x8yfdUKi3YM?...
(The Revolution Will Not Be Televised) (1967)
YouTube video by (Insert Tape Here)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
In previous years I would have said that having to broadcast a Seahawks-Jaguars game was an appropriate punishment.
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Field Gulls @fieldgulls.bsky.social · 2h
Mark Sanchez removed from Seahawks vs. Jaguars broadcast following arrest
www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
Mark Sanchez pulled from Seahawks-Jaguars broadcast following felony arrest
Mark Schlereth is set to replace Sanchez as color commentator for Sunday’s Seahawks game in Jacksonville.
www.fieldgulls.com
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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 2h
Nice video editing 😂
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 12h
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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CNN @cnn.com · 2h
In an extraordinary effort to inject politics into millions of Americans’ travel experiences, the Trump administration plans to roll out a video at airports across the United States that will blame Democrats for lapses in TSA workers’ pay because of the government shutdown.
Video of Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for shutdown “rolling out” at TSA security checkpoints across the country | CNN
Travelers waiting in airport security lines across the country will now be met with a video where the Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem blames Democrats for the government shutdown.
www.cnn.com
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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 3h
100% guy bragged about it in a group chat.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 7h
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room. Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 4h
They're all the kind of guys who microwave fish in the lunch room.

Imagine getting fired over email during the most important religious holiday of your faith and this erstwhile colleague of yours is dancing on your pink slip.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 6h
Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the office investigating Jack Smith, has recently been investigated for harassing a colleague, Politico reports.

“Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him..”
= POLITICO By DANIEL LIPPMAN 10/09/2025 08:22 PM EDT f In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn't have a hotel room. Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 4h
it's always ugly for Jewish nazis... especially since their buddies are planning on quite literally climbing over their rotting corpses to get to heaven
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 6h
it really has been amazing how much one person in a frog suit destroyed their fantasy visuals over the past week. this wouldn't work everywhere but Portland, you are doing amazing sweetie
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 7h
www.wweek.com/culture/2025...
Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 5h
Lololol
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 5h
Lol
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · Aug 3
Paul Ingrassia has called for reparations from the descendants of slaves to slave owners.
You read that correctly.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · Aug 2
The guy Trump picked to lead the office that’s now investigating Jack Smith:

— said Niki Haley is ineligible to be president
— has neo-Nazi ties
— was Andrew Tate’s lawyer
— 2x Claremont fellow
— wrote for Gateway Pundit
— called for Pence to be hanged
— called for secession after 2020 election
Paul Ingrassia (lawyer) - Wikipedia
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 5h
That WaPo guy is hilariously out of his depth, but you and his other fan, lol. You guys need to lay off the lead chips.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 5h
He's a mathematician!

"The Portland Chicken—Jack Dickinson, 26, of Portland—started out protesting at the Tesla dealership, also on South Macadam Avenue, in February but has switched to the ICE building."
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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 7h
Jack Dickinson, 26, says “we’re winning this.”
An Interview With the Portland Chicken
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 10h
Ezra Klein life goals.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 10h
you could walk through Times Square buck naked with one of those car-dealership inflatable men tethered to your head, setting off bottle rockets as you go, and you would not be as desperate for attention than this sweaty twerp
a shitty post even by chris Cillizza's standards: "What if...Donald Trump actually deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?"
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · Sep 1
8/ Weird how Pulte & Trump have said nothing about **Republican** Texas AG Bill Paxton reportedly claiming three primary residences. www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/k...
Report: Texas AG Ken Paxton claimed three homes as primary residence
The Texas attorney general is running in the GOP primary for U.S. Senate, and in the middle of a divorce from his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton.
www.cbsnews.com
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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 16h
Call me old school, but I don't think a person illegally blowing up boats and unleashing masked goons on his citizens would be a serious candidate for a peace prize.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 14h
I don't agree with any of this, honestly. In terms of safety, the demand, really none of it. I'm not an expert, you certainly know more than me on this stuff, but we'll see, I guess.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h
Wow — REPUBLICAN repthomasmassie drops a mic on @MarshaBlackburn 👀 🔥

(Reminder: Per Jack Smith, Both Marsha & senatorhagerty’s phone records were involved in this because Trump allegedly called them for help in stealing the election)
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
Holy ass this is fucking WILD man. Gross shit.

And again. This guy is running for Mayor of NYC and the only thing they ask him about is Israel. Broken ass media from top to bottom.

Every convo is like

"Gonna make buses free and fast!"
"In Israel?"
"No here in NYC where I'm running"
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aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 16h
the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 15h
Our?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Sep 4
happy football season, quick reminder that sportsbooks win about 3% of your money on straight football bets, but almost 20% on parlays and same-game parlays.

which is why they have all the ads for those and not regular bets

(info via NJ Dept. of Gaming Enforcement monthly report, July 2025)
YTD win rates football: 3.4% basketball: 3.7% baseball: 4.8% other: 6.8% parlay: 19.6%
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 19h
I looked in the thesaurus, and "reformed" is not synonymous with "eviscerated"

#TrumpShutUSDown
SHUTDOWN THIS IS WHAT GOP CHAOS COSTS Post from Sen Warnock showing tripling of premium cost from this year to next for the most comparable ACA plans of a Georgia constituent PREMIUMS TRIPLING WHILE THEY PLAY POLITICS
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aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 16h
the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 15h
You know a lot more about it than I do and may very well be right. But my suspicion is that the next big thing won't be replicating phone features that people already find problematic (video recording, reading while doing other things, addictive social media, etc.).
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