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@wokuling.bsky.social

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30+ // agender // neurodiverse // disabled // poly // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #RaiseUp "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.

Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 16h

So much post.... Does Malone know?? #takewarning

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Laas 🌸 @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 18h

THE POWERBALL POWERPLAY IS BACK BITCHES #RAISEUP

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Kirsten @rewriteable.bsky.social · 18h

I did not hallucinate that #raiseup

ESPN graphic saying Pesce had 699 games with the Canes

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Ash @ashodin.com · 19h

Don't talk to me or my son again

DOOT DOOT 🎺💀

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Ash @ashodin.com · 20h

Mwahahaha I'm building a big skeleton

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 20h

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room and says head canon accepted

Alt: Doctor Who looks around the room while nodding, bottom text says head canon accepted

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 1d

This is objectively funny.

I would have loved to see Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter in this. Maybe they'll bring it to Toronto? 👀

Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd did Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead here last year, and it was incredible. Perfect casting.

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

Got my cast off!! Sorta. Now I have a removable cast.

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 2d

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

FR!! I like the tags for Vegas and Anaheim as well. Ours is💩

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 1d

You as well.

I'm doing... It. Mostly dealing with custs not getting that I type slow atm and HR being HR. Is your work helping you out at all?

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

Calgary got the memo lmao

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

I'm in the same boat. It's ok.

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

I was just talking shit abt the Pr*d's dedication to their tag and THIS is our tag????

Motion to keep #CauseChaos on bsky

Deb @deborahm.bsky.social · 2d

Y’all… what? Fire them into the sun.

“Culture” ☠️

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Ash @ashodin.com · 2d

Happy transbian day to my lesbians who are trans on this lesbian day for trans visibility of lesbians internationally

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d

highland cattle have it figured out

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2d

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sorry, fren.

Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

I'll subskeet the FBI until I feel better. Or until I'm right. Whichever is first.

Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

"we shouldn't dismiss his intelligence bc he's illiterate!!! some words might be misspelled"

a man with a mustache is laughing with his eyes closed .

Alt: a man with a mustache is laughing with his eyes closed .

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

oh ofc the FBI "forgot" to mention he's illiterate to the public.

gg no re

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

i would be bad at Intelligence bc I just skeet out my best shit lmao.

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

"this man was illiterate and barely knew how to write his name.... he probably made a polyalphabetic cypher!"

my good bruh, have you considered that he's not using a standardized written language and that his plaintext is closer to a phonetic one?

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Hannah Smith @hlsmith2.bsky.social · 2d

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2d

This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.