Wondering Gnomad
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Just a glob of stardust, on a giant rock of stardust, hurdling through space. 📚🦤🚲🥾🦦📸🏔️🌲🪴☕️
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
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All of this. It teaches us to be kind, be curious, and ask questions. That’s it.
Ah, yes, PBS, that bastion of leftwing propaganda known for...
*checks notes*
...Sesame Street, Mister Rogers, and Ken Burns' Baseball.
*checks notes*
...Sesame Street, Mister Rogers, and Ken Burns' Baseball.
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
All of this. It teaches us to be kind, be curious, and ask questions. That’s it.
Truer words have never been spoken.
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
June 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Truer words have never been spoken.
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The people who claim we’re in an “echo chamber” are literally trying to imprison everyone who disagrees with them.
June 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The people who claim we’re in an “echo chamber” are literally trying to imprison everyone who disagrees with them.
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Need an excuse to buy more books? Now you have one! Saturday is Indie Bookstore Day! Show your favorite indie some love.
Why Shopping Local This Indie Bookstore Day Is More Important Than Ever
Several independent book store owners are encouraging people to go out to their local independent bookstores to buy some novels to help celebrate Independent Bookstore Day and keep independent busines...
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April 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Need an excuse to buy more books? Now you have one! Saturday is Indie Bookstore Day! Show your favorite indie some love.
This is the way.
Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore so you can pretty much watch A Muppet Christmas Carol whenever you want now
April 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is the way.
Maybe it’s just me, but the words, “I want universal healthcare,” do not remotely sound like, “tariff the F out of penguins so I can continue to lose what minuscule amount of money I have saved for later in life”.
April 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Maybe it’s just me, but the words, “I want universal healthcare,” do not remotely sound like, “tariff the F out of penguins so I can continue to lose what minuscule amount of money I have saved for later in life”.
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and catalogued and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like :) 📚❤️
March 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and catalogued and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like :) 📚❤️
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Today is Mister Rogers' birthday.
Today is Big Bird's birthday.
And spring has officially sprung.
A beautiful day in the neighborhood, indeed.
Today is Big Bird's birthday.
And spring has officially sprung.
A beautiful day in the neighborhood, indeed.
March 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today is Mister Rogers' birthday.
Today is Big Bird's birthday.
And spring has officially sprung.
A beautiful day in the neighborhood, indeed.
Today is Big Bird's birthday.
And spring has officially sprung.
A beautiful day in the neighborhood, indeed.
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Daughter: “Mom, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”
March 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Daughter: “Mom, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”
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Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things
February 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things
I remember going to the Redwoods in Fall 2016, then again in Spring 2017. Funding had been cut for NPS in January 2017. The effect that had in just a couple months time was noticeable. I can’t even imagine what it will be like now. These rangers are so vital to every park and monument.
February 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I remember going to the Redwoods in Fall 2016, then again in Spring 2017. Funding had been cut for NPS in January 2017. The effect that had in just a couple months time was noticeable. I can’t even imagine what it will be like now. These rangers are so vital to every park and monument.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Day one of Black History Month, more important than ever. 🩵
#blackhistorymonth
#blackhistorymonth
February 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Day one of Black History Month, more important than ever. 🩵
#blackhistorymonth
#blackhistorymonth
It’s like a male version of Dolores Umbridge with useless decrees being put into place each day. Completely out of touch with reality, and enjoys cruelty on a level that is physically making me ill.
January 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s like a male version of Dolores Umbridge with useless decrees being put into place each day. Completely out of touch with reality, and enjoys cruelty on a level that is physically making me ill.
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Every. Single. Time.
December 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Every. Single. Time.
