Bobby Craig
@youngrobert.bsky.social
I do what I like, and I like what I do.
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I left twitter a year ago and I wish I could say it was for moral reasons but it was mostly because it just stopped working and it felt like there were more real people here despite the smaller user base
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I left twitter a year ago and I wish I could say it was for moral reasons but it was mostly because it just stopped working and it felt like there were more real people here despite the smaller user base
Look. I don’t like Miami and I don’t love Michael Irvin. But it’s 1:07 AM on 1/1/2026 and I’ll run through a brick wall for this man.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Look. I don’t like Miami and I don’t love Michael Irvin. But it’s 1:07 AM on 1/1/2026 and I’ll run through a brick wall for this man.
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The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot
A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News.
Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
FER WHAT!?!
I understand why Canada has new Shoresy right now and we don’t and it’s perfectly fair but I’m still mad about it
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
FER WHAT!?!
I need one of these crazy billionaires to pay me like this but for something that won’t rot my soul.
Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I need one of these crazy billionaires to pay me like this but for something that won’t rot my soul.
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Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
A lot of rules I have in football don’t make sense, but number 1 is- the ball should be placed wherever the ball was at the end of the play. Not where the runner’s knee/arm/butt touched the ground.
Airing of Grievances: what are your bespoke football pet peeves? Not just shotgun in short yardage (we are all people of good taste after all) but little things that go up your ass sideways watching a game?
I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A lot of rules I have in football don’t make sense, but number 1 is- the ball should be placed wherever the ball was at the end of the play. Not where the runner’s knee/arm/butt touched the ground.
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a grinch got into the rafters at my work somehow. we had to whack it with a broom and catch it with a jacket. managed to bring it outside but it scratched the fuck outta me
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
a grinch got into the rafters at my work somehow. we had to whack it with a broom and catch it with a jacket. managed to bring it outside but it scratched the fuck outta me
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I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
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Some in Washington are more angry at poor people than they are at poverty.
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some in Washington are more angry at poor people than they are at poverty.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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So many worthless features in an iPhone update, and they still won’t do “add speech bubbles to photographs,” an easy feature literally everybody would love
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So many worthless features in an iPhone update, and they still won’t do “add speech bubbles to photographs,” an easy feature literally everybody would love
These changed my life for the better.
Hot Pockets Toaster Breaks Pizza (1998-circa 2000): A line of rectangular, crispy golden pastry pockets, filled with tomato sauce and cheese, with optional pepperoni, made to be cooked in a toaster. Probably most memorable for the commercial in which a mom stuffed an entire pizza pie into a toaster
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
These changed my life for the better.
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if Bama not making the CFP because they lost in the SEC CG sets a precedent that makes teams not want to play in their conference title games moving forward, it will actually make it very easy to know which teams should be excluded from consideration for the CFP for simply being losers lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
if Bama not making the CFP because they lost in the SEC CG sets a precedent that makes teams not want to play in their conference title games moving forward, it will actually make it very easy to know which teams should be excluded from consideration for the CFP for simply being losers lol
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I think I need at least one laugh to fully love any movie
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I think I need at least one laugh to fully love any movie
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“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
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it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
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Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
Even better in person.
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Even better in person.
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby