Bene Gesserit Bitch
@yungtiddyswett.bsky.social
Only the most niche and avant-garde posting, curated upon my toilet for your scrolling pleasure
It's scoliosis summer y'all we out here getting REAL curvy
June 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's scoliosis summer y'all we out here getting REAL curvy
Fuck quiet quitting, I'm brown note quitting. Quitting so hard everyone shits their pants.
June 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Fuck quiet quitting, I'm brown note quitting. Quitting so hard everyone shits their pants.
Compelled to express this notion
May 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Compelled to express this notion
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America’s starting to feel like day 3 of Woodstock ‘99
February 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
America’s starting to feel like day 3 of Woodstock ‘99
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Uh oh AI just suggested I respond to a linkedin recruiter with "Fuck you I hate jobs"
February 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Uh oh AI just suggested I respond to a linkedin recruiter with "Fuck you I hate jobs"
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my favorite part of this graph is the part where it makes up a situation it claims doesn't happen, then gets mad at it anyway
February 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
my favorite part of this graph is the part where it makes up a situation it claims doesn't happen, then gets mad at it anyway
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farting on the hotel balcony like some kinda millionaire
February 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
farting on the hotel balcony like some kinda millionaire
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🚨 We are mobilizing for a NEW national day of protest— March 4th Against Monarchy!
Find organizing resources and more at linktr.ee/fiftyfiftyon....
@polrev.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #NoKings #50501movement #FiftyFiftyOne
Find organizing resources and more at linktr.ee/fiftyfiftyon....
@polrev.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #NoKings #50501movement #FiftyFiftyOne
February 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🚨 We are mobilizing for a NEW national day of protest— March 4th Against Monarchy!
Find organizing resources and more at linktr.ee/fiftyfiftyon....
@polrev.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #NoKings #50501movement #FiftyFiftyOne
Find organizing resources and more at linktr.ee/fiftyfiftyon....
@polrev.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #NoKings #50501movement #FiftyFiftyOne
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Soooo, American consumers pay more while American exporters make less.
The man is a business genius.
The man is a business genius.
January 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Soooo, American consumers pay more while American exporters make less.
The man is a business genius.
The man is a business genius.
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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[old timey voice]
I don’t want cool beans… I want hot HOT beans, you see? As hot as my potatahs!
I don’t want cool beans… I want hot HOT beans, you see? As hot as my potatahs!
January 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[old timey voice]
I don’t want cool beans… I want hot HOT beans, you see? As hot as my potatahs!
I don’t want cool beans… I want hot HOT beans, you see? As hot as my potatahs!
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Sending you a thirst trap from the beach, but it's just the shallow end of the wave pool at the Concord Great Wolf Lodge and I am wearing a long sleeve rash guard even though I am indoors
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sending you a thirst trap from the beach, but it's just the shallow end of the wave pool at the Concord Great Wolf Lodge and I am wearing a long sleeve rash guard even though I am indoors
I'm pushing the limits of how many hot toddies a human can consume in one winter
January 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm pushing the limits of how many hot toddies a human can consume in one winter
I often think I have my shit together but then I remember if I go even one evening without getting blazed off my ass and wath comedy and/or spooky podcasts and falling asleep on my couch at 8pm I want to walk into the sea to escape this cruel and overwhelming wold. I might not have my shit together
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I often think I have my shit together but then I remember if I go even one evening without getting blazed off my ass and wath comedy and/or spooky podcasts and falling asleep on my couch at 8pm I want to walk into the sea to escape this cruel and overwhelming wold. I might not have my shit together
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I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
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when you're trying to find the bathroom at the store and end up in the stock area
January 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
when you're trying to find the bathroom at the store and end up in the stock area
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Little Miss Sharts Herself
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Little Miss Sharts Herself
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I’m lowkey evil with it. I’m deadass not seeing the kingdom of heaven bro
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m lowkey evil with it. I’m deadass not seeing the kingdom of heaven bro
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the science is clear on this point: you should be nice to me
January 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the science is clear on this point: you should be nice to me
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Not now, buddy. Daddy is reskeeting
January 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not now, buddy. Daddy is reskeeting
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The ludicrous fucking popinjay would need to get worlds smarter just to be dumb as a potato.
Trump: "I don't think we should give California anything until they let water flow down."
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The ludicrous fucking popinjay would need to get worlds smarter just to be dumb as a potato.
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No need to find fault with me. You’ll practically trip over it without trying.
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
No need to find fault with me. You’ll practically trip over it without trying.