Zach Defense
@zachdefense.bsky.social
Everyone expects the Zach Attack, no one expects the Zach Defense
he/him
he/him
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Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
yeah Bluesky is primarily a Tumblric language
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
I know Candela Obscura is meant to be a horror ttrpg, but I wasn't prepared for the true terror we confronted in tonight's session: the Jomforter
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I know Candela Obscura is meant to be a horror ttrpg, but I wasn't prepared for the true terror we confronted in tonight's session: the Jomforter
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
having a lot of fun with one of the dumbest decks I've ever played in TCGPocket. I call this one "My Dad Could Beat Up Your Dad"
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
having a lot of fun with one of the dumbest decks I've ever played in TCGPocket. I call this one "My Dad Could Beat Up Your Dad"
guy coming to fix my heater hit me with "what's your favorite anime?" out of nowhere, and lemme tell you folks, in that moment I could not remember the name of a single anime
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
guy coming to fix my heater hit me with "what's your favorite anime?" out of nowhere, and lemme tell you folks, in that moment I could not remember the name of a single anime
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I HAVE IDEAS
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I HAVE IDEAS
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(PCDD) Accidental Queens Sale via Steam. Titles will be delisted tomorrow since the studio is closing. https://ow.ly/yPL650Y4Mcr
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
(PCDD) Accidental Queens Sale via Steam. Titles will be delisted tomorrow since the studio is closing. https://ow.ly/yPL650Y4Mcr
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IT Dance - Gator Days
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
IT Dance - Gator Days
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The Chaotix Detective Agency is on the case! 🕵️♂️ Get ready for a brand-new audio adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles, arriving on 1/27 wherever you listen to podcasts.
#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
Sonic Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles Trailer
YouTube video by Sonic the Hedgehog
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January 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The Chaotix Detective Agency is on the case! 🕵️♂️ Get ready for a brand-new audio adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles, arriving on 1/27 wherever you listen to podcasts.
#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
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Breaking: Beyond Good and Evil Fans Still Holding Out Hope
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Breaking: Beyond Good and Evil Fans Still Holding Out Hope
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it's fun and good to put clothes on a dog
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
it's fun and good to put clothes on a dog
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probs it is time for An Oral History Of Slash Fiction, of which I was an extremely minor part (it obvs did influence my novel Disobedience)
in the *1980s* respected female-sexual-fantasy researcher Nancy Friday could still say she was not aware of *any* women who fantasised about two men together
in the *1980s* respected female-sexual-fantasy researcher Nancy Friday could still say she was not aware of *any* women who fantasised about two men together
incredibly fucking lovely news. Heated Rivalry is inspiring gay hockey players to come out in real life: www.out.com/gay-athletes...
I very much perceive Heated Rivalry as the apotheosis of slash fiction, that I was into in my teens and 20s. I think this is what we wanted it to do.
I very much perceive Heated Rivalry as the apotheosis of slash fiction, that I was into in my teens and 20s. I think this is what we wanted it to do.
Heated Rivalry inspires real-life hockey player to come out as gay
"On the outside, I was still a top-tier player. On the inside, I was still that kid in Minnesota hiding," the player wrote in his coming-out statement.
www.out.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
probs it is time for An Oral History Of Slash Fiction, of which I was an extremely minor part (it obvs did influence my novel Disobedience)
in the *1980s* respected female-sexual-fantasy researcher Nancy Friday could still say she was not aware of *any* women who fantasised about two men together
in the *1980s* respected female-sexual-fantasy researcher Nancy Friday could still say she was not aware of *any* women who fantasised about two men together
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I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
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"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."
En kvinna, utklädd till rosa Power Ranger, hackade datingsida för högerextrema. Hon raderade hela sidan, men först fick hon användarna att bli kära i AI-botar som hon drev och fick på så sätt ut information om dem. Över 8000 högerextrema profiler har nu kartlagts.
cybernews.com/security/inv...
cybernews.com/security/inv...
Investigator breaches white supremacist dating sites, exposes 8,000 users
An investigative journalist infiltrated three white supremacist platforms, including the dating site WhiteDate, exfiltrating over 8,000 user profiles and 100GB of sensitive data.
cybernews.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."
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Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
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The scheduling boss is the most powerful one
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The scheduling boss is the most powerful one
Stealing a page from @shiningcrobat.bsky.social 's book, I decided to write up a Game of the Year list based on all the good games I played this year rather than just the ones that actually came out this year.
zachdefense.neocities.org/goty-2025
zachdefense.neocities.org/goty-2025
The Best Games I Played in 2025 - Zach's Defense
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December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Stealing a page from @shiningcrobat.bsky.social 's book, I decided to write up a Game of the Year list based on all the good games I played this year rather than just the ones that actually came out this year.
zachdefense.neocities.org/goty-2025
zachdefense.neocities.org/goty-2025
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
yesterday: got my first haircut in a year and a half
today: 100° fever
coincidence? you decide
today: 100° fever
coincidence? you decide
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
yesterday: got my first haircut in a year and a half
today: 100° fever
coincidence? you decide
today: 100° fever
coincidence? you decide
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.