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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby

@zaktduck.bsky.social

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Mostly silent protagonist. Regularly a bloke called Mark. Occasionally a duck called Zak. Full time currburr, part time IT person for a HR team and freelance scapegoat. Consistently inconsistent. Opinions definitely my own. He/They

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 9h

So tomorrow the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 is announced.

I'm hoping that the January 6th Committee are awarded it (they are on the nominee list after all). It would be hilarious for them do then dedicate it to their dear leader on the grounds that "they couldn't have achieved this without him"

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 2d

Oh jeez I didn't realise it had escalated further since Bitmap Books' statement.

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 2d

I hope the staff managing the Bitmap Books stall at Blackpool didn't get any heat/flak from the fallout from this over the weekend.

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 2d

three south park characters sit at a table and one of them says " two weeks ? yippie "

ALT: three south park characters sit at a table and one of them says " two weeks ? yippie "

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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 2d

Get ready to suit up, Washers 💦

You'll be able to collect your keys and get busting grime October 23rd!

Coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch 2

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 2d

That's why I reckon the game's going to be a vibecoded lunar lander knockoff where you're landing on Mars. Instead of fuel it's powered by Musk's overinflated ego and promises.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 2d

I think if social media just shut down and displayed this image from say midnight to 6am, we’d all have better lives.

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

I have a secret to tell

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

From the sounds of it the second one's Horizon Forbidden West. As for the first, Puzzle Bobble?

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

It all depends on if you're going hard alphabetical order, franchise release chronology or game timeline chronology. FarCry Instincts Predator came out in 2006, FarCry 2 in 2008, and Predator was a remake of sorts of the original FarCry.

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

It's that good?

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

Dorries is nothing more than a Kwiksave Cooper, particularly the Liquorsave offlicence counter.

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

My Big Fat Greek Bollocks

Take a movie title, and replace one word with 'bollocks'...

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 3d

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 4d

Games with unexpected ports:

Sheep for the GBA

Sheep is a "herd-em up" puzzle game that originally came out on PC and PlayStation in 2000.

Sheep on the GBA came out a few years later with a few changes. Along with the original mode is an arranged mode allowing sheep and sheepdog to level up.

Sheep for the Game Boy Advance. Published in 2002 by Empire Interactive and developed by Capcom.

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 6d

Not guilty.

Totally wish I was guilty.

www.cityam.com/the-uks-weir...

Rubber ducks are everywhere - it's the UK's strangest new trend

Have you been handed a rubber duck by a stranger? Inside the UK's weirdest new trend helping strangers connect

www.cityam.com

MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 6d

Just in time for Storm Amy! I'll be up on the Saturday with my niece and nephew in tow as they wanted to see what it's all about.

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Natalie @nataliethenerd.com · 6d

Natalie says NO to fascist, zionist, drone murders like Palmer Luckey and modretro

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 7d

That was a fun and very clever build!

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 7d

Pontiffsplaining.

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 7d

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Pope Leo XIV
Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal

Austin
I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 7d

Belated birthday present

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 8d

I've found this horrifying mash up of Pingu and the Grudge I made. As it's October seems apt to unleash once more.

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 9d

For example, can't seem to find the crouch or highlight button yet there's three completely different buttons for spray? The radial menus would work well on the dpad, which currently is exactly the same as the left stick?

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MArrrk "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby @zaktduck.bsky.social · 9d

The demo looks great on the steam deck. It's a shame there are major issues with gamepad controls though which is surprising considering they were spot on in the original.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 9d

I keep turning the phrase "Riyadh Comedy Festival" over in my mind and it sounds about as natural as "Svalbard Warm Weather Festival" or "Swindon Festival of Excitement".

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