Mark "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby
@zaktduck.bsky.social
Mostly silent protagonist. Regularly a bloke called Mark. Occasionally a duck called Zak. Full time currburr, part time IT person for a HR team and freelance scapegoat. Consistently inconsistent. Opinions definitely my own. He/They
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Well you know what day it is! m.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9J...
HD Pancake Day Song - Maid Marian and her Merry Men - with Pancake Recipe!
YouTube video by Prosser Family Adventures
m.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Well you know what day it is! m.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9J...
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youtu.be/t9gup1STZ5Y
It's Livestream time once again and we're off to the land of the 8 bit micros to start with AUF WIEDERSEHEN MONTY!!
It's Patreon Tier 4 Livestream time and @zaktduck.bsky.social has chosen the games, so let's get involved!
It's Livestream time once again and we're off to the land of the 8 bit micros to start with AUF WIEDERSEHEN MONTY!!
It's Patreon Tier 4 Livestream time and @zaktduck.bsky.social has chosen the games, so let's get involved!
Auf Wiedersehen Monty - Patreon Tier 4 - Livestream 33
YouTube video by One Credit Classics
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
youtu.be/t9gup1STZ5Y
It's Livestream time once again and we're off to the land of the 8 bit micros to start with AUF WIEDERSEHEN MONTY!!
It's Patreon Tier 4 Livestream time and @zaktduck.bsky.social has chosen the games, so let's get involved!
It's Livestream time once again and we're off to the land of the 8 bit micros to start with AUF WIEDERSEHEN MONTY!!
It's Patreon Tier 4 Livestream time and @zaktduck.bsky.social has chosen the games, so let's get involved!
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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"Who hopefully will die in prison..."
Wait, is that a hint they're going to off Maxwell in prison?
Wait, is that a hint they're going to off Maxwell in prison?
ROSS: Tell us who sent Maxwell there, since you agree she shouldn't be there?
BONDI: I said I do not agree she should receive special treatment. She was transferred to the same level facility. I don't know why. Instead of talking about Ghislane Maxwell, we should talk about Iryna Zarutska
BONDI: I said I do not agree she should receive special treatment. She was transferred to the same level facility. I don't know why. Instead of talking about Ghislane Maxwell, we should talk about Iryna Zarutska
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"Who hopefully will die in prison..."
Wait, is that a hint they're going to off Maxwell in prison?
Wait, is that a hint they're going to off Maxwell in prison?
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Has anyone ported Doom to MSDOS yet I think it would be fun to see if it would run on like an old 486 PC from the 90s
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Has anyone ported Doom to MSDOS yet I think it would be fun to see if it would run on like an old 486 PC from the 90s
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Spotted in Tesco. Wychwood Brewery certainly knows their target demographic
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Spotted in Tesco. Wychwood Brewery certainly knows their target demographic
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congrats everyone, we're now 85 seconds to midnight.
Even Iron Maiden was more optimistic about the future than this
Even Iron Maiden was more optimistic about the future than this
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
congrats everyone, we're now 85 seconds to midnight.
Even Iron Maiden was more optimistic about the future than this
Even Iron Maiden was more optimistic about the future than this
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
This seriously needs to be a collab with www.youtube.com/@greigjohnso... and be FoodFarms branded.
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 AM
This seriously needs to be a collab with www.youtube.com/@greigjohnso... and be FoodFarms branded.
It's the 25th of January. You know what that means for tea tonight...
a cartoon rabbit is eating a piece of food and says haggis !
Alt: Max the rabbit shouting Haggis!
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It's the 25th of January. You know what that means for tea tonight...
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Nice to see this bloke has managed to find a way to monetise his issues.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Nice to see this bloke has managed to find a way to monetise his issues.
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how far is Davos from Dignitas
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
how far is Davos from Dignitas
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What’s your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
What’s your sign?
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The silver lining with the sudden increase in RAM prices is that hopefully, the obsession with making every appliance in your home "smart" will die down.
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The silver lining with the sudden increase in RAM prices is that hopefully, the obsession with making every appliance in your home "smart" will die down.
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Hear me out:
French fry salad
French fry salad
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Hear me out:
French fry salad
French fry salad
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Tony Blair has been drafted in, because they're Bored of Peace
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Tony Blair has been drafted in, because they're Bored of Peace
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Yeah, we know. That's why we came here in 2023.
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Yeah, we know. That's why we came here in 2023.
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If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
The poor lettuce, it's not fun at all being compared to Liz The Monarch Murderer.
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The poor lettuce, it's not fun at all being compared to Liz The Monarch Murderer.
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call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that the rapey pedo con-man maybe wasn't the best choice for president.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that the rapey pedo con-man maybe wasn't the best choice for president.
Anyone else "working" today after the best part of a week long weekend?
a cartoon of spongebob sitting in front of a window with the words `` me coming in to work today '' .
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob sitting in front of a window with the words `` me coming in to work today '' .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Anyone else "working" today after the best part of a week long weekend?
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But I am le tired
Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES
Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
But I am le tired
Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES
Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES
My little brother and his partner have outdone themselves this Christmas.
They got me what they've named Mr Flamboyant Potato Head.
Yes they're also fans of @robbotron.bsky.social and especially The Dark Room.
They got me what they've named Mr Flamboyant Potato Head.
Yes they're also fans of @robbotron.bsky.social and especially The Dark Room.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My little brother and his partner have outdone themselves this Christmas.
They got me what they've named Mr Flamboyant Potato Head.
Yes they're also fans of @robbotron.bsky.social and especially The Dark Room.
They got me what they've named Mr Flamboyant Potato Head.
Yes they're also fans of @robbotron.bsky.social and especially The Dark Room.