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Zemyla
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seagoatscreams.bsky.social
Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
A slightly rounded wall painted pale grey, overgrown green grass at the base. Capital lettering on the wall, in two long lines, reads: 'With grey paint we silence some voices in a society. Advertising is fine - it is, after all, the graffiti of the rich"
February 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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nightshade.technology
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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edzitron.com
Fucking hell we had an actual Son Of Sam Altman situation. Horrifying.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/chat...
A Troubled Man, His Chatbot and a Murder-Suicide in Old Greenwich
“Erik, you’re not crazy.” ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.
www.wsj.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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hplemke.bsky.social
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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leeknoxostertag.bsky.social
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Brain Wizards (rerun)
a drawing of a man with a cutout in the center of his head showing a wizard waving his hands, the man looks nervous. Big text at the top says "Brain Wizards can strike at any time" The wizard, tauntingly, says "Lo! Using my magics I have become your mind itself! You have but one interest now, and it's trying to kiss horses on the mouth! I I shall amuse myself with your failures until you are trampled." The man, sweating, says "I just gotta smooch some horses!"
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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orbitaldropkick.bsky.social
i love reading discourse on ttrpg design or the state of the industry, because it’s basically people in a parlor having a nuanced discussion while I’m outside making gorilla noises and whacking things with a hammer
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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jessothomson.co.uk
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
A few hours later, he sends me an example of how he’s been using AI. It’s a “hidden role deduction” game he’s working on. At the top is the prompt he put into ChatGPT: “You are five blind lesbian adventurers out for a good night out. Slaying dragons and whatnot. But one of your number is a hulking great troll pretending to be a woman. Find the troll lesbian and then devise an amusing punishment without giving him an erection.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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garywhitta.bsky.social
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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erikangner.com
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
Infographic with AI slop published in Nature Scientific Reports
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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danifinnwrites.bsky.social
Be patient with the National Guard shooting narrative.

It can take time for the authorities to comb DC to find a trans person to blame.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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idkfrootz.bsky.social
Good morning! Today’s cat is Spaghetti The Cat. He’s 9 years old, gigantic, and his brain is a mini meatball. He loves eating strings and drooling when you pet him. He’s jealous of his cat siblings and wants all the attentions. And I love him dearly.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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transgenderreport.com
Were medieval lesbians getting their strap on? You’d be surprised

www.queerty.com/were...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Were medieval lesbians getting their strap on? You’d be surprised
More saucy tales from the medieval era...
www.queerty.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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foone.bsky.social
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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vptevo.bsky.social
how is this a real county
The prime minister has said sorry to a headteacher after leading primary school children in a version of the viral 6-7 dance meme. Sir Keir Starmer visited Welland Academy in Peterborough with Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson on Monday to promote the expansion of the free school meals programme. During the visit, Sir Keir was reading with pupils when one pointed out they were on page 6 and 7. The prime minister made the juggling hand gesture that accompanies the reference, prompting class-wide hilarity. "You know children get into trouble for saying that in our school," a teacher told him afterwards. "We are not over that yet, the 6-7, it's still very much a thing." As he left the room, Sir Keir told headteacher Jo Anderson it had been a "bit wild" in the class, only to be told the dance was banned at the school.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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mcapriglioneart.bsky.social
🐈women want me🐈

🐟fish fear me🐟

sticker available at mcapriglione.art
preview of a sticker of a cartoon gray cat with the caption "women want me fish fear me"
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social
an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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gomizone.bsky.social
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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junlper.beer
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · 2d
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM