Smokey
@420iloveweed.bsky.social
Fun loving single dad. Talking about anything and everything.
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I don’t like to brag and it’s easy cuz I’m terrible at everything.
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I don’t like to brag and it’s easy cuz I’m terrible at everything.
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no ma'am, this is my emotional support rotisserie chicken.
November 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
no ma'am, this is my emotional support rotisserie chicken.
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I’m the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix.
November 18, 2024 at 12:08 PM
I’m the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix.
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🎶 Zippity Do Da Zippity Yay I cant wait to ignore the fuck out of people today🎶
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 PM
🎶 Zippity Do Da Zippity Yay I cant wait to ignore the fuck out of people today🎶
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I knew these grippy hospital socks would come in handy someday
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I knew these grippy hospital socks would come in handy someday
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This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
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STOP PUTTING DIARRHOEA MEDICINE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF
November 18, 2024 at 8:33 AM
STOP PUTTING DIARRHOEA MEDICINE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF
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People seem to believe they have a lot more influence than they do. Check yourself.
November 18, 2024 at 8:49 AM
People seem to believe they have a lot more influence than they do. Check yourself.
Rise and grind fucknuts.
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Rise and grind fucknuts.
Let's go Buffalo....
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Let's go Buffalo....
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I can show you a beaver moon EVERY day, not just this weekend…
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I can show you a beaver moon EVERY day, not just this weekend…
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[my wife after introducing me to anybody] he's a rescue
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
[my wife after introducing me to anybody] he's a rescue
Gotta have my coffee to start the day.
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Gotta have my coffee to start the day.
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You’ve never fought for your right to party and it shows
November 16, 2024 at 8:47 AM
You’ve never fought for your right to party and it shows
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We all think clothes are overrated until bacon grease squirts you in the tit…
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 PM
We all think clothes are overrated until bacon grease squirts you in the tit…
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Sharing music is a love language 💞
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Sharing music is a love language 💞
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Bearded, dumpster fire, dad bod logging on
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Bearded, dumpster fire, dad bod logging on
Anyone know when the Tyson flight starts?
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Anyone know when the Tyson flight starts?
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Just sneezed and heard a crunching sound in my back. That's normal right? I need to hear that this is normal.
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Just sneezed and heard a crunching sound in my back. That's normal right? I need to hear that this is normal.
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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.
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It's like the people on this bus have never seen a guy with a breakfast briefcase before.
November 15, 2024 at 9:36 AM
It's like the people on this bus have never seen a guy with a breakfast briefcase before.
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Me *laying in my coffin, dead*
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Me *laying in my coffin, dead*
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?