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dad of two boys, husband, ecommerce (Magento), dev work (laravel), infosec, 🏒 hockey (sabres), 🏈 football (#billsmafia). shit poster. 🦬 NY
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In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I'd make a joke about bringing back leaded gasoline but I'm worried about how depressed I'll be when it happens.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I spent a month building the digital infrastructure to comply with tariffs.
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Sen. Roger Wicker says there’s footage of the Navy killing the shipwrecked Venezuelans. What a tease, Senator. When is someone going to upload the video to PornHub?

by Megyn Kelly
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is one of the best onion articles ever.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Check out FourBites.net to purchase your cookies and learn how you can help.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hell yah!
Four Bites has a perfect holiday gift for that hungry Buffalonian in your life. Delve into “Four Bites Where to Eat in Buffalo: 2026 Edition” an expert’s guide into Buffalo's food scene.

It’s $13.99 + $5 shipping, and you can get yours at fourbites.net/shop today.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@buffalofood.bsky.social have you been to CheeZatar yet?
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Come get some holiday shopping done this Saturday at the Hertel Ave Sip N' Shop and visit me at Em & Em's Books at 1415 Hertel Ave from 1-3pm!

I'll have both my novels (The Hallowed Star Series) and my kids book (Ava & Blue: A Story of Friendship) available for purchase and signing!
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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going back to work after thanksgiving
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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We are fucked. #GoBills!
Bills inactives vs. Steelers: RT Spencer Brown (shoulder), LT Dion Dawkins (concussion), LB Terrel Bernard (elbow), WR Dalton Kincaid (hamstring) WR Joshua Palmer (ankle), CB Ja'Marcus Ingram, DT Phidarian Mathis.

WR Keon Coleman is active after being a healthy scratch the last two games.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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That’s a private photo from one of my coaching sessions. Delete immediately or face legal consequences cc: #KashPatel
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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remember, folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Sabres 🆚 Jets • 2017 JAN 7
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Electric turkey roasters are the best way to cook a turkey. Takes 1/3 less time, keeps the turkey super moist, and doesn’t occupy the oven all day. I will finish under the broiler to crisp it up a touch.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Birb is in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM