ɯɐpɐ / dazzo716
@7thsphere.com
dad of two boys, husband, ecommerce (Magento), dev work (laravel), infosec, 🏒 hockey (sabres), 🏈 football (#billsmafia). shit poster. 🦬 NY
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In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
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I'd make a joke about bringing back leaded gasoline but I'm worried about how depressed I'll be when it happens.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'd make a joke about bringing back leaded gasoline but I'm worried about how depressed I'll be when it happens.
I spent a month building the digital infrastructure to comply with tariffs.
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I spent a month building the digital infrastructure to comply with tariffs.
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Sen. Roger Wicker says there’s footage of the Navy killing the shipwrecked Venezuelans. What a tease, Senator. When is someone going to upload the video to PornHub?
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sen. Roger Wicker says there’s footage of the Navy killing the shipwrecked Venezuelans. What a tease, Senator. When is someone going to upload the video to PornHub?
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
This is one of the best onion articles ever.
now, would you like to read the most unhinged thing the onion has ever written? here you go. you are not prepared for where this one goes. theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is one of the best onion articles ever.
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For only $15 you can enjoy an assortment of home-baked treats and support a great cause.
Check out FourBites.net to purchase your cookies and learn how you can help.
Check out FourBites.net to purchase your cookies and learn how you can help.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
For only $15 you can enjoy an assortment of home-baked treats and support a great cause.
Check out FourBites.net to purchase your cookies and learn how you can help.
Check out FourBites.net to purchase your cookies and learn how you can help.
Hell yah!
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It’s $13.99 + $5 shipping, and you can get yours at fourbites.net/shop today.
It’s $13.99 + $5 shipping, and you can get yours at fourbites.net/shop today.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hell yah!
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@buffalofood.bsky.social have you been to CheeZatar yet?
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@buffalofood.bsky.social have you been to CheeZatar yet?
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Come get some holiday shopping done this Saturday at the Hertel Ave Sip N' Shop and visit me at Em & Em's Books at 1415 Hertel Ave from 1-3pm!
I'll have both my novels (The Hallowed Star Series) and my kids book (Ava & Blue: A Story of Friendship) available for purchase and signing!
I'll have both my novels (The Hallowed Star Series) and my kids book (Ava & Blue: A Story of Friendship) available for purchase and signing!
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Come get some holiday shopping done this Saturday at the Hertel Ave Sip N' Shop and visit me at Em & Em's Books at 1415 Hertel Ave from 1-3pm!
I'll have both my novels (The Hallowed Star Series) and my kids book (Ava & Blue: A Story of Friendship) available for purchase and signing!
I'll have both my novels (The Hallowed Star Series) and my kids book (Ava & Blue: A Story of Friendship) available for purchase and signing!
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going back to work after thanksgiving
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
going back to work after thanksgiving
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We are fucked. #GoBills!
Bills inactives vs. Steelers: RT Spencer Brown (shoulder), LT Dion Dawkins (concussion), LB Terrel Bernard (elbow), WR Dalton Kincaid (hamstring) WR Joshua Palmer (ankle), CB Ja'Marcus Ingram, DT Phidarian Mathis.
WR Keon Coleman is active after being a healthy scratch the last two games.
WR Keon Coleman is active after being a healthy scratch the last two games.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We are fucked. #GoBills!
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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That’s a private photo from one of my coaching sessions. Delete immediately or face legal consequences cc: #KashPatel
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
That’s a private photo from one of my coaching sessions. Delete immediately or face legal consequences cc: #KashPatel
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Nine Inch Nails
The Weeknd
Radiohead
Buddy Guy
David Bowie
The Weeknd
Radiohead
Buddy Guy
David Bowie
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nine Inch Nails
The Weeknd
Radiohead
Buddy Guy
David Bowie
The Weeknd
Radiohead
Buddy Guy
David Bowie
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I told my wife that this was all I wanted for Christmas this year.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I told my wife that this was all I wanted for Christmas this year.
Electric turkey roasters are the best way to cook a turkey. Takes 1/3 less time, keeps the turkey super moist, and doesn’t occupy the oven all day. I will finish under the broiler to crisp it up a touch.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Electric turkey roasters are the best way to cook a turkey. Takes 1/3 less time, keeps the turkey super moist, and doesn’t occupy the oven all day. I will finish under the broiler to crisp it up a touch.
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