8rustystaples.bsky.social
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America’s Sweetheart
The Melania movie is the perfect place for the administration to release the Epstein files, because no one will ever see them.
January 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Body cams for government thugs are a joke obviously but here's my compromise idea: shock collars for government thugs
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Yeah, I know, but still Kristall Nacht is a great stage name for a stripper.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Please. Our profits. They're very sick.
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yeah, calling bullshit on this claim, Science.
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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“I brined the turkey in my tears” is a fun little icebreaker if you’re hosting Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Catahoula Crunch sounds like a kid’s breakfast cereal.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Trick on how to always win at “rock, paper, scissors”: No matter what the other person chooses, sleep with their high school crush.
October 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Didn’t they spend the better part of the last decade shitting on people who ate soy?
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Wow. Wow. Wow. Truth is truth even if you don't like it.
October 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’ve spent the better part of my life spending the better part of my life.
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The new Supreme Court term starts today, meaning that -- in a novel twist -- the justices will hear oral arguments in some cases before they issue rulings that actually explain what they are doing.
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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we lost a queen 👑
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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a sexy spinoff called Mister Magoon
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Nobody at this karaoke bar seems very happy with my Brian Eno "Music for Airports" selections
October 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The real tragedy of Charlie Kirk being killed is people are completely unaware that Flo from “Alice” has passed away. #RIP #kissmygrits
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sunday Cartoon
September 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kinda weird how a guy can give his life to Christ at the same place my crazy neighbor gets his meth.
August 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It’s all about sending a message. The raid is the message. It’s all about retribution. He is the retribution president. As with troops on our streets, it’s all about normalizing fascism. This is fascism. Fascism is here. Too many Americans are too “busy” to care. But it’s here.
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the new Cracker Barrel logo is “woke”?
August 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Vladimir Poutine would be a good name for a Canadian minor league hockey team’s mascot.
August 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM