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Furry trash | Waddle Dee stan | Raccoon | Avatar by PaintraSeaPea!
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Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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It's one of those days again
I'M TAKING THE SHOT
July 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I'M GETTING PLUSHIES MADE! 😱
Preorders are open til Monday, August 11th, but will be extended to the 25th if enough sell to ensure both designs get made. $40 each plus shipping, DM me here or on Discord to place your order for Rayne and/or Bonnie!
More info in the screenshot 💖
July 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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need someone to make me explode immediately thanks
May 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No cheating, post your lock screen

It's been off-center for months and to be frank I dunno how to fix it or if I even can
July 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"I asked Chat GPT" well I asked RTGame and he said they used to call him The Drift King back in college. Share to save a life
July 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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some pretty solid advice here
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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July 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I feel like thinkpieces like this are always written by the same people who would see it as a heinous sign of moral turpitude if young people partied more
“The typical female pet owner spends more time actively engaged with her pet than she spends in face-to-face contact with friends of her own species.”

The pet lives in her house, DEREK.

Do you think that female pet owner has to text her cat, who is in her house, 15 times to make plans, DEREK
The Death of Partying in the U.S.A.—and Why It Matters
Young Americans today spend 70 percent less time attending or hosting parties than they did at the beginning of the 21st century. Why?
www.derekthompson.org
July 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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excuse me you do NOT address me in that fashion
July 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Tbh that’s why I think the “bluesky is an echo chamber” argument so uninteresting. I don’t to the internet for debate, you weirdos, I go to the internet to yell into the void in my LiveJournal and read a bunch of hippo facts thanks to one guy’s lifelong love of hippos.
July 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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happy nonbiney dayy!

Gender is weird and i don’t know what to do with myself a lot of the time. Hooray!!!
July 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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me in the red car convinced i did something wrong
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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15/365
February 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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You ever hear a sentence that is not horny but is also so horny you think it should be jailed
the cream surplus
i'm subscribed to a few dairy trade newsletters to keep an eye on that market for work and occasionally one of them really comes through. for example, did you know that the country is "swimming in cream"? because, buddy...
January 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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If only there was a way for characters in a text medium to speak

The humble speech bubble:
I’m 100% certain Uni ate a whole chicken!
Chicken boy!
January 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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finally... house flavor
January 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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mark it: 2025 will be the year of the OUYA
January 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM