Aaron Dude
@aarondood.bsky.social
Here we fucking go!
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Here we fucking go!
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This analogy works great til you run into “what if a chair mates with hydrogen, what are their offspring?”
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This analogy works great til you run into “what if a chair mates with hydrogen, what are their offspring?”
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i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi
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you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
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Donald Trump is hoping to sate his critics by doing a cool thing where he blows up Jeffrey Epstein's corpse on stage at a holiday concert with Big & Rich at the Kennedy Center
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Donald Trump is hoping to sate his critics by doing a cool thing where he blows up Jeffrey Epstein's corpse on stage at a holiday concert with Big & Rich at the Kennedy Center
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incredible that these guys make more money than they could ever dream to spend and THEN decide that the most important thing in life is spreading their genetic material as widely as possible. buddy you talked yourself into having the same life goal as ragweed
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
incredible that these guys make more money than they could ever dream to spend and THEN decide that the most important thing in life is spreading their genetic material as widely as possible. buddy you talked yourself into having the same life goal as ragweed
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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How the Grinch Stole Valor
December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How the Grinch Stole Valor
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There is a tremendous opportunity for a brand new generation of media outlets to rise up right now because many news outlets that spent decades painstakingly building their credibility are seeing it torched by bootlickers with incredible speed.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is a tremendous opportunity for a brand new generation of media outlets to rise up right now because many news outlets that spent decades painstakingly building their credibility are seeing it torched by bootlickers with incredible speed.
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"The project—[Bari Weiss's] and that of her backers—is to establish herself and her cohort not as new-right media, but as the new liberal media, staking out the leftmost acceptable position within the new right-wing paradigm." (This is a gift link, from October) defector.com/bari-weiss-s...
Bari Weiss Signs Huge Deal To Usher CBS News Into Its Vichy Era | Defector
On Monday, newly appointed Paramount CEO David Ellison announced that his company had acquired the Free Press, the smirking blood-and-soil blog founded and run by former New York Times hall monitor Ba...
defector.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"The project—[Bari Weiss's] and that of her backers—is to establish herself and her cohort not as new-right media, but as the new liberal media, staking out the leftmost acceptable position within the new right-wing paradigm." (This is a gift link, from October) defector.com/bari-weiss-s...
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who calls the shots where you get your news? defector.com/products
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
who calls the shots where you get your news? defector.com/products
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Born this Day: Khris Davis
W/Brewers: 2013-2015
.809 OPS
60 HR
162 RBI
3.6 WAR
W/Brewers: 2013-2015
.809 OPS
60 HR
162 RBI
3.6 WAR
December 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Born this Day: Khris Davis
W/Brewers: 2013-2015
.809 OPS
60 HR
162 RBI
3.6 WAR
W/Brewers: 2013-2015
.809 OPS
60 HR
162 RBI
3.6 WAR
Malik Willis absolutely rules.
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Malik Willis absolutely rules.
Andrew T'aint
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Andrew T'aint
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Born this Day: Cecil Cooper
W/Brewers: 1977-1987
5x All-Star
2x Gold Glove
3x Silver Slugger
.302 BA
.809 OPS
1815 Hits
201 HR
944 RBI
30.7 WAR
W/Brewers: 1977-1987
5x All-Star
2x Gold Glove
3x Silver Slugger
.302 BA
.809 OPS
1815 Hits
201 HR
944 RBI
30.7 WAR
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Born this Day: Cecil Cooper
W/Brewers: 1977-1987
5x All-Star
2x Gold Glove
3x Silver Slugger
.302 BA
.809 OPS
1815 Hits
201 HR
944 RBI
30.7 WAR
W/Brewers: 1977-1987
5x All-Star
2x Gold Glove
3x Silver Slugger
.302 BA
.809 OPS
1815 Hits
201 HR
944 RBI
30.7 WAR
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
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Fuck this guy and his extremely shiny forehead
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Fuck this guy and his extremely shiny forehead
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The Wrestling Brain Best Of/Worst Of 2025 show is tonight. We’ll go through the survey results, show you the year we had on Twitch with our Twitch wrapped, and we’re announcing a new show for the channel. Come join us, 6PST/9EST tonight
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Wrestling Brain Best Of/Worst Of 2025 show is tonight. We’ll go through the survey results, show you the year we had on Twitch with our Twitch wrapped, and we’re announcing a new show for the channel. Come join us, 6PST/9EST tonight
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LEAVE BILL WATTERSON ALONE, YOU CREEP
![What's the title or IP that you have yet to land but want?
Calvin and Hobbes. I've been chasing that for years and years, and I just have gotten nowhere with [creator] Bill Watterson. I began writing letters to him over 20 years ago. He lives in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and I was actually contemplating just going out there and just staying at a local Best Western and seeing if he ever shows up at the [local] bookstore. All he does is these wood carvings for poetry readings, and every now and then he goes to the bookstore and does signings.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkjt2otk4svponrxpxbphl4h/bafkreibwybykvvxcfsyyii3pvcjgsjdnpqnbzlgrsqu6h3r7gsl6qbsaqu@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
LEAVE BILL WATTERSON ALONE, YOU CREEP
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here are two graves i can’t wait to piss on, hopefully sooner rather than later www.npr.org/sections/sho...
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have ...
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December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
here are two graves i can’t wait to piss on, hopefully sooner rather than later www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
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"On one East Side block in St. Paul, Public Works crews showed up nine times to fix the same lights. Nine times. Como Park looks like a constellation map of darkness when you check the crowdsourced outage reports." streets.mn/2025/12/18/h...
How We Ride in the Dark
Thieves are stealing more than wire from Twin Cities streetlights: They’re stealing our safety, our choices, and our ability to live car-free.
streets.mn
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"On one East Side block in St. Paul, Public Works crews showed up nine times to fix the same lights. Nine times. Como Park looks like a constellation map of darkness when you check the crowdsourced outage reports." streets.mn/2025/12/18/h...