Acollins29
@acollins29.bsky.social
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Still going
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Still going
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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A ding, a ding ,what’s that sound?
It’s the gravy boat coming around!
It’s not a navy boat, it’s a gravy boat!
It’s the gravy boat coming around!
It’s not a navy boat, it’s a gravy boat!
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A ding, a ding ,what’s that sound?
It’s the gravy boat coming around!
It’s not a navy boat, it’s a gravy boat!
It’s the gravy boat coming around!
It’s not a navy boat, it’s a gravy boat!
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The internet (a mistake and a bad thing) can be so fucking cool sometimes.
Shoutout to @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social @onesimplewish.bsky.social
Shoutout to @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social @onesimplewish.bsky.social
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The internet (a mistake and a bad thing) can be so fucking cool sometimes.
Shoutout to @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social @onesimplewish.bsky.social
Shoutout to @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social @onesimplewish.bsky.social
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Kevin Patullo is an easy target, IMO. He isn’t bringing anything to the offense, but…
- Ultimately, it’s Nick’s offense.
- Nick is directing big-picture in-game strategy (ie. give-up plays, etc.)
- Nick hired him.
That’s where frustration should be directed.
- Ultimately, it’s Nick’s offense.
- Nick is directing big-picture in-game strategy (ie. give-up plays, etc.)
- Nick hired him.
That’s where frustration should be directed.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Kevin Patullo is an easy target, IMO. He isn’t bringing anything to the offense, but…
- Ultimately, it’s Nick’s offense.
- Nick is directing big-picture in-game strategy (ie. give-up plays, etc.)
- Nick hired him.
That’s where frustration should be directed.
- Ultimately, it’s Nick’s offense.
- Nick is directing big-picture in-game strategy (ie. give-up plays, etc.)
- Nick hired him.
That’s where frustration should be directed.
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As bad as yesterday was, seeing that Chip Kelly was fired from the Raiders is immensely satisfying.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
As bad as yesterday was, seeing that Chip Kelly was fired from the Raiders is immensely satisfying.
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Some U.S. President Alignment Charts I threw together.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Some U.S. President Alignment Charts I threw together.
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TRAIN YOUR MIND FOR EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE AND FULLNESS OF LIFE
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TRAIN YOUR MIND FOR EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE AND FULLNESS OF LIFE
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
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happy marathon day
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
happy marathon day
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![old tweet from me
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:azi27f6jdow5l62hutaofpon/bafkreiekbg2kurbbeyoffv6zuzpwchb73mhthv626pewqxm7nthtoo37ma@jpeg)
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superst⭐️r status
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
superst⭐️r status
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He has managed to use a real tuxedo to achieve the effect of a tuxedo print tshirt
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He has managed to use a real tuxedo to achieve the effect of a tuxedo print tshirt
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
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"Oh my god I cant stand this damn team but I have booked my flight to Santa Clara because we are winning the freakin' Super Bowl, dude:" The 2025 Philadelphia Eagles Yearbook
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Oh my god I cant stand this damn team but I have booked my flight to Santa Clara because we are winning the freakin' Super Bowl, dude:" The 2025 Philadelphia Eagles Yearbook
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Vic Fangio should be elected mayor of Philadelphia and on his first day in office he should jail Kevin Patullo.
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Vic Fangio should be elected mayor of Philadelphia and on his first day in office he should jail Kevin Patullo.
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
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Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
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Seriously, Nick Sirianni
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Seriously, Nick Sirianni
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