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republicans out of government: we should run the country like a business

republicans in government: what if this business made a lot less money, took on a bunch of debt, and made zero investments to ensure its future solvency
July 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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They should make an anime about LinkedIn.
February 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Downtown Train - 2023 Remaster
Tom Waits · Rain Dogs (2023 Remaster) · Song · 1985
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that
January 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Calmly eating vegable
January 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
go birds
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
arizona cardinals fans should start adopt “go birds” and get really defensive about it every time someone tells them they need to choose something else
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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hot chicken is the new froyo
January 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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eggs will continue to become scarcer and more expensive until there is one multi-trillion dollar egg and then it hatches birthing a new world in which it all happens again
January 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I have a major trade deficit with the supermarket. I keep buying food from them and they’ve bought nothing from me
January 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
they should invent an app for books that is as good as letterboxd
January 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Vinyl is fine I'm just partial to CDs
January 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
January 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
can’t stop thinking about how turbotax’s new slogan is “now THIS is taxes”
January 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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“What the fuck was I thinking?” - me, after pretty much everything I do
January 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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they should make a boy who is not back in town
January 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
there are so many things i would like to do that aren’t my job
January 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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My body isn’t a temple, it’s a haunted Antarctic research station
January 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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someone should invent a search engine that doesn’t suck
January 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I always give people my full attention unless literally anything pops into my head.
December 27, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Normality (behavior) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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*eats the whole bag of chips because i don’t want the other chips to feel bad about not being picked.
December 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM