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addiane.bsky.social
Dire Wolf
@addiane.bsky.social
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A crazy person full of cat facts

My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabhou2hzxz4
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addiane.bsky.social
Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · Nov 25
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
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cait.bsky.social
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
orange cat peeking out of his little holiday house
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
addiane.bsky.social
UPS has 10 minutes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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kriswernowsky.com
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
The Norman Rockwell guy standing up to give a speech at a town hall meeting. He looks like a youngish Abe Lincoln.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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bryguy.bsky.social
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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damnitjanet.bsky.social
They've been digging up my street all day today. I hope they find what they're looking for soon
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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yourhappyhost.com
Lasagna is just cake.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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wormmo.de
ice has been targeting my neighborhood this week, and this pregnant working mom had her car hit and totaled in a hit and run during a high speed chase she wasn't even involved in. she's raising money for a new vehicle so she can travel to clients and care for her child
Donate to ICE Hit and Run Victim Seeking Help for Reliable Vehicle, organized by Satima Flaherty
My name is Satima, and I’m raising funds to purchase a reliab… Satima Flaherty needs your support for ICE Hit and Run Victim Seeking Help for Reliable Vehicle
gofund.me
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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debbshock.blue
stop what you're doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
your post
puddins up close
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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erikaleesears.bsky.social
In the jungle #art #oilpainting
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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realironhand.bsky.social
Took me a second to work out the logistics here, Fred does like to fold himself into boxes in odd ways. Obviously I went in for danger tickles.
#catsofbluesky
An orange and white Norwegian Forest Cat called Fred is on his back folded into a cardboard box.
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
addiane.bsky.social
I've been professionally napping lately and it's cheap.
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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astrokatie.com
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
A jack-o-lantern on someone’s porch steps. The pumpkin is old and starting to rot in such a way that it looks like an old man with no teeth, making a grumpy expression, with the top also falling in. This pumpkin has seen some stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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cait.bsky.social
well i thought he was in the living room but i can't seem to find him anywhere
orange cat inside a brown paper bag with just his little face peeking out
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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cait.bsky.social
I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me
orange cat on the move orange cat in the middle of biting my knee
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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adhd-alien.bsky.social
5 panel comic. Panel 1: the adhd alien figure greets her brain, asking if the brain is ready for some work today. Panel 2: the brain is crying and mumbling. Panel 3: the alien is pleading with the brain that they need to get a lot of things done. Panel 4: the brain is hissing like a cat. Panel 5: the alien simply says „ok then“
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
addiane.bsky.social
Heated blanket season.
A tuxedo cat and an orange tabby laying next to each other on top of a green blanket.
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
addiane.bsky.social
Found a great deal on weed so I bought a much as the law allows [2 ounces].
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
Ah, yes: research.

I’m a scientist, too.
NPR now Researchers served joints and drinks in a lab to test if going 'California sober' really works
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
addiane.bsky.social
Eepy
Tuxedo cat lounging upside down on a leather footrest.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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lilbjornebaer.bsky.social
even vampires disassociate
A black cat lays upside down with his stare blank and his fangs exposed.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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muellershewrote.com
I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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gonejoshin.bsky.social
These boys 🐈✨️🐈‍⬛✨️
Momo the orange cat and Emmy the black cat under bed comforter
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
addiane.bsky.social
Been watching my cats enjoy the heated blankets this week. They melt and fall asleep with the biggest smiles.
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM