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Master Bernlock
@adhme.bsky.social
Magpie mom to one
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WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Of course, the only holiday that Trump is complaining about is the one that celebrates Black Americans’ freedom
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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All pleasures are guilty pleasure if you were raised catholic enough
May 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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i am a published author in excellent physical condition who cooks and also maintains a number of interesting hobbies yet i am constantly discriminated against in the dating world for my belief that mice have big banquets underground where they drink dandelion wine out of cups made from acorns
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I feel like such an accomplished adult. Got a #costco membership and now I'm meal prepping. It's amazing what can be accomplished when you take your meds 😆
March 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ever have a bad peanut m&m that ruins your day?
March 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I will let you give me a compliment but it will be in much the same way that Netflix lets you enter your password when the only thing you have to type with is the TV remote
March 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now, so please remember that after every hour muttering “wtf” to yourself while scrolling on your phone you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
March 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
To assert dominance at my OB appointment today, I removed my pants and asked my Dr to get on the exam table when she came in.
February 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Not sure what I was on but dang did I burn through my TBR this month! Go me!
February 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
February 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness.

If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.
The average person with the flu gives it to around 1.4 people. The average person with measles gives it to between 12 and 18 people.
who.int WHO @who.int · Feb 17
Measles cases continue to surge globally, putting millions of children at risk.

More than 10 million people globally were infected with measles in 2023, a 20% increase from the previous year.

bit.ly/48SAtkf
February 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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This is the cowardice of The New York Times. Legacy media is failing.
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I’ll be posting this today
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Starting an isekai LARP service where, for a very reasonable fee, you can sign up to be hit by a truck
Ever watch an anime set in a Japanese high school and think, "it shoulda been me"? Well, you're in luck. A company in Japan is inviting tourists to attend an abandoned campus in Chiba and live out an authentic Showa high school experience.

https://buff.ly/3W6YChP
January 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The justice system is now officially a joke.
January 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM