🪷 Adlerteuthis
@adlerteuthis.bsky.social
Cats, coffee, & chemistry ☕🌿 do not comply in advance
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We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
Finally remembered what labubus reminded me of.
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Finally remembered what labubus reminded me of.
Yo,
Anyone here brew their own beer, or work at a brewery?
Or is anyone an avid aquarist?
My coworker is working on a startup chemistry company and is looking to talk to some people about a new and incredibly simple way to test water quality, using nothing but a few drops of water and a camera.
Anyone here brew their own beer, or work at a brewery?
Or is anyone an avid aquarist?
My coworker is working on a startup chemistry company and is looking to talk to some people about a new and incredibly simple way to test water quality, using nothing but a few drops of water and a camera.
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yo,
Anyone here brew their own beer, or work at a brewery?
Or is anyone an avid aquarist?
My coworker is working on a startup chemistry company and is looking to talk to some people about a new and incredibly simple way to test water quality, using nothing but a few drops of water and a camera.
Anyone here brew their own beer, or work at a brewery?
Or is anyone an avid aquarist?
My coworker is working on a startup chemistry company and is looking to talk to some people about a new and incredibly simple way to test water quality, using nothing but a few drops of water and a camera.
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his misery tastes like fine European chocolate
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
his misery tastes like fine European chocolate
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Today, our staff across the state supported #NoKingsDay protests in Tallahassee, Ft. Myers, West Palm Beach, Pensacola, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, and Orlando.
The Founders said no to monarchy, and we intend to keep it that way! #NoKingsProtest
The Founders said no to monarchy, and we intend to keep it that way! #NoKingsProtest
We’re on the ground at the #NoKingsProtest in Tallahassee!
June 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today, our staff across the state supported #NoKingsDay protests in Tallahassee, Ft. Myers, West Palm Beach, Pensacola, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, and Orlando.
The Founders said no to monarchy, and we intend to keep it that way! #NoKingsProtest
The Founders said no to monarchy, and we intend to keep it that way! #NoKingsProtest
The moon is quite beautiful.
May 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The moon is quite beautiful.
If the Pope's a real one he'll pop a Chicago dog right there in the Vatican.
May 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If the Pope's a real one he'll pop a Chicago dog right there in the Vatican.
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Applied for my passport and finished my third-to-last semester today. The job hunt is about to extend by.... A few miles....
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Applied for my passport and finished my third-to-last semester today. The job hunt is about to extend by.... A few miles....
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Meow reveal: Scooter edition
(Video description: a small black kitten with paralyzed hind legs sits sideways and purrs loudly, looking up at the camera to “Eh” several times).
(Video description: a small black kitten with paralyzed hind legs sits sideways and purrs loudly, looking up at the camera to “Eh” several times).
May 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Meow reveal: Scooter edition
(Video description: a small black kitten with paralyzed hind legs sits sideways and purrs loudly, looking up at the camera to “Eh” several times).
(Video description: a small black kitten with paralyzed hind legs sits sideways and purrs loudly, looking up at the camera to “Eh” several times).
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A quick reminder that if you're at a loss for gift ideas for mother's day (even for yourself) my partner in crime has a number of lovely ceramic pieces available here. All hand crafted individually with a variety of techniques.
charliecummingsgallery.com/represented-...
charliecummingsgallery.com/represented-...
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A quick reminder that if you're at a loss for gift ideas for mother's day (even for yourself) my partner in crime has a number of lovely ceramic pieces available here. All hand crafted individually with a variety of techniques.
charliecummingsgallery.com/represented-...
charliecummingsgallery.com/represented-...
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Aerosmith and Cheap Trick. The bass for Cheap Trick was turned up so loud I almost barfed, had to sit through the entire opener.
Mine was Endfest 95 which featured Jewel and The Goo Goo Dolls before either got really big, Prick, and Alanis Morrisette as the headliner. And for some reason The Sons of Elvis played after Alanis as everyone was leaving.
Prompt post incoming: what was your first concert?
Mine: Blink-182 w/ Weezer. I was 12 and my dad took me and my friend. Mark and Tom made a lot sex jokes. Exactly the type of thing you don’t wanna experience w/ your father. Especially when you’re in middle school. Also TBS opened. I had a blast.
Mine: Blink-182 w/ Weezer. I was 12 and my dad took me and my friend. Mark and Tom made a lot sex jokes. Exactly the type of thing you don’t wanna experience w/ your father. Especially when you’re in middle school. Also TBS opened. I had a blast.
April 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Aerosmith and Cheap Trick. The bass for Cheap Trick was turned up so loud I almost barfed, had to sit through the entire opener.
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
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Beware Nazis attacking universities to stifle eduction in the name of antisemitism.
April 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Beware Nazis attacking universities to stifle eduction in the name of antisemitism.
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🚨 A reminder that HANDSOME comes with LIFETIME veterinary care, food, and litter paid. 🚨
This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat.
PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!
This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat.
PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!
April 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🚨 A reminder that HANDSOME comes with LIFETIME veterinary care, food, and litter paid. 🚨
This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat.
PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!
This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat.
PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!
Might legitimately have to leave the country if I want a chemistry job that isn't in gas & oil, plastics production, or "national security" (bomb development and monitoring nuclear programs in other countries).
the destruction of science in this country is breathtaking in scope
someone close to me is looking at possibly needing to leave the country because basically their entire field is being shut down
someone close to me is looking at possibly needing to leave the country because basically their entire field is being shut down
April 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Might legitimately have to leave the country if I want a chemistry job that isn't in gas & oil, plastics production, or "national security" (bomb development and monitoring nuclear programs in other countries).
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not pity or dismissal.
To every autistic person who heard those words and felt erased: you matter. You are not a burden. You are a vital part of our communities, our movements, and our future.
We see you. We stand with you. And we will not let this kind of rhetoric go unchallenged.
To every autistic person who heard those words and felt erased: you matter. You are not a burden. You are a vital part of our communities, our movements, and our future.
We see you. We stand with you. And we will not let this kind of rhetoric go unchallenged.
April 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
not pity or dismissal.
To every autistic person who heard those words and felt erased: you matter. You are not a burden. You are a vital part of our communities, our movements, and our future.
We see you. We stand with you. And we will not let this kind of rhetoric go unchallenged.
To every autistic person who heard those words and felt erased: you matter. You are not a burden. You are a vital part of our communities, our movements, and our future.
We see you. We stand with you. And we will not let this kind of rhetoric go unchallenged.
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Went back on campus for all of ten minutes today to grab a stack of grading. It was too much. I wish Florida State's administration would recognize that one day off after a school shooting is not enough.
April 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Went back on campus for all of ten minutes today to grab a stack of grading. It was too much. I wish Florida State's administration would recognize that one day off after a school shooting is not enough.
Florida State is resuming classes on Monday. I obviously cannot speak for everyone, but I've only been capable of laying on my floor and staring at the ceiling.
I can't even process when I'm hungry, so forget about being able to process any class material in person or on zoom. Feels very unfair.
I can't even process when I'm hungry, so forget about being able to process any class material in person or on zoom. Feels very unfair.
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Florida State is resuming classes on Monday. I obviously cannot speak for everyone, but I've only been capable of laying on my floor and staring at the ceiling.
I can't even process when I'm hungry, so forget about being able to process any class material in person or on zoom. Feels very unfair.
I can't even process when I'm hungry, so forget about being able to process any class material in person or on zoom. Feels very unfair.
Send promises not prayers.
April 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Send promises not prayers.
At home with my cats. Very shaken up but incredibly grateful I am able to say that.
Still in lockdown after an active shooter incident on Florida State's campus. I'm okay.
April 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
At home with my cats. Very shaken up but incredibly grateful I am able to say that.