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The Magic Knitting Pattern Book
by Tian Connaughton

When artist and knitter Asante Jones wanders into her favorite yarn shop, she doesn’t expect to find a dusty old pattern book tucked behind a shelf of colorful skeins...
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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#Felon47 divided the country, extorted Zelenskyy, tried to steal an election, incited an insurrection, stole confidential documents and banged a porn star. That’s his legacy. He knows he’s incapable of achieving anything good.
He’s hoping his ballroom will remind people of him.
#RemoveTrump #Resist
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Remember, kids: Anyone who tries to talk about the opioid crisis without also mentioning the unaddressed chronic illness and medical neglect crises is talking out of their ass
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I think the "male loneliness epidemic" is really just the "loneliness epidemic," but societies don't care if women are lonely.

Some vile people have partners. Some amazing people remain in solitude forever. Life is so random. But some women will pick up on the fact that you hate them if you do.
holy shit man, that is *absolutely false*
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Anne Boyer's "What Resembles The Grave But Isn't" is tattooed across my soul. "This is not your grave, get out of this hole."

billmoyers.com/story/poetry...
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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When you act like a QPR is somehow a lesser love than a romantic or sexual relationship an ace/aro person is legally allowed to take your kneecaps
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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There's a lot of reasons why one should stop saying things like "unalive", "yahtzee", and "grape".

1. At no point has that ever made a difference regarding censorship
2. It makes it impossible for people affected to actually block the words
3. Most critically, you look like a fucking dumbass
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes

every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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my haters only hate me because i’m off putting and unpleasant to be around and treat people around me poorly. your friends only like you because you have fun with them and are nice and make them smile and laugh. it’s fucking fake is what it is. a cult if you ask me.
August 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A reminder that there is a huge amount of media you can consume, and new media starting every day. You can stop consuming a piece of media when it doesn't align with your values. You're not going to run out of media by being too kind to yourself or too supportive of your own beliefs
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism" is such a word

the number of times I've said I enjoyed something and IMMEDIATELY, like a starting pistol just went off, someone gallops in to do "too bad you are simply Not Smart Enough to have spotted this list of flaws"
It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Captain it's Wednesday
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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By the 3rd season of The Muppet Show, we’ve got a fully formed Gonzo performing what, for me, is almost a mission statement of a song for the entire Muppet Show. Dave Goelz just sparkles in his performance with every little nuance he throws in to the vocals & puppeteering.
March 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Campaign ends at 3 PM Eastern. Back it now
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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The soft comfort of a small animal trusting you so much they can fall asleep on your lap. <3
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM