Ahhdelmonte
@ahhdelmonte.bsky.social
Enjoy them old man, they will be your last
Don't call me Shirley
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Don't call me Shirley
As you do on a Sunday
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
As you do on a Sunday
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Picard management tip: Take your leisure time seriously. A relaxed captain is a sane captain.
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Picard management tip: Take your leisure time seriously. A relaxed captain is a sane captain.
Do you think NBA players get stat pay?
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Do you think NBA players get stat pay?
Merry Christmas, and happy holidays to all you sexy animals!
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Merry Christmas, and happy holidays to all you sexy animals!
What subway Google? What subway?!?!?!?
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What subway Google? What subway?!?!?!?
@jennafabulous.bsky.social has anyone tagged you yet?
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@jennafabulous.bsky.social has anyone tagged you yet?
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Today in 2009, Comparative Religion aired! Written by Liz Cackowski and directed by Adam Davidson, and finally, it's December 10th.
#OriginalAiring
#OriginalAiring
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Today in 2009, Comparative Religion aired! Written by Liz Cackowski and directed by Adam Davidson, and finally, it's December 10th.
#OriginalAiring
#OriginalAiring
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Drop an iconic scene
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Drop an iconic scene
If the T&T in Richmond closes, what chance does anyone have?
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If the T&T in Richmond closes, what chance does anyone have?
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild
Cat
Dog
Bird
Cat
Cat
Cat
Dog
Bird
Cat
Cat
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild
Humpback whale
Orcas
Charging moose
A tiny black bear cub
The incident when the dog brought a dead opossum into the house. It was playing possum.
And to this day I still occasionally have to convince people there are opossums in BC
Humpback whale
Orcas
Charging moose
A tiny black bear cub
The incident when the dog brought a dead opossum into the house. It was playing possum.
And to this day I still occasionally have to convince people there are opossums in BC
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Cougar
Oasis
RHCP
Radiohead
REM
Coldplay
RHCP
Radiohead
REM
Coldplay
Bon Jovi (Key Arena)
Chris Stapleton
Iron Maiden
Barenaked Ladies
Bon Jovi (Vancouver)
Chris Stapleton
Iron Maiden
Barenaked Ladies
Bon Jovi (Vancouver)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Paul McCartney
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Katy Perry
The Backyardigans
Paul McCartney
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Katy Perry
The Backyardigans
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oasis
RHCP
Radiohead
REM
Coldplay
RHCP
Radiohead
REM
Coldplay
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
If they were winning at home, at least you've got some sort of excitement, or can justify spending money to watch a game, but this is just pointless. Why spend a lot of money to watch mediocrity?
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If they were winning at home, at least you've got some sort of excitement, or can justify spending money to watch a game, but this is just pointless. Why spend a lot of money to watch mediocrity?
Is having a winning home record too much to ask?
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Is having a winning home record too much to ask?
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Apparently if you combine the DNA of a cheetah and the DNA of a crab, things go sideways real fast.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Apparently if you combine the DNA of a cheetah and the DNA of a crab, things go sideways real fast.
@wayneking1.bsky.social @stephanroget.bsky.social must have nicked it from somewhere...
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@wayneking1.bsky.social @stephanroget.bsky.social must have nicked it from somewhere...
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Okay time for fun.
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Here's mine.
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Here's mine.
July 1, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Okay time for fun.
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Here's mine.
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Here's mine.
Well this is a pleasant surprise!
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Well this is a pleasant surprise!
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Speaker 4 Tyler Peterson. Zero means zero oversight, accountability, and zero swagger (lol). Equity office, sustainability, and arts will push young people and families further out of Vancouver. No mandate to make things worse. Impact on local economy. Understands need for efficiency alas…
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Speaker 4 Tyler Peterson. Zero means zero oversight, accountability, and zero swagger (lol). Equity office, sustainability, and arts will push young people and families further out of Vancouver. No mandate to make things worse. Impact on local economy. Understands need for efficiency alas…
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Effectively immediately, B.C. employers "cannot ask for a sick note for a worker’s first two health-related, short-term absences of five consecutive days or fewer in a calendar year."
news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
New rules on sick notes eliminate unnecessary paperwork
Effective immediately, new rules limit when employers can ask for sick notes and will allow more time for health-care providers to spend with patients.
news.gov.bc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Effectively immediately, B.C. employers "cannot ask for a sick note for a worker’s first two health-related, short-term absences of five consecutive days or fewer in a calendar year."
news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.