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real gs move in silence like lasagna
#HTTC #RaiseHail #Nats
#HTTC #RaiseHail #Nats
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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Elitist Dems may not realize it but the #1 issue for hard-working, salt-of-the-earth Americans is ensuring the president has an adequate event space for hosting galas and luncheons
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Elitist Dems may not realize it but the #1 issue for hard-working, salt-of-the-earth Americans is ensuring the president has an adequate event space for hosting galas and luncheons
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Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:
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I think there should be unlimited years of eligibility, but rigorous academic standards involved if you want to go beyond 4 years. I want to see 35 year old college QB’s out here working on their third PhD
i support our 25-year old quarterbacks getting their fourth masters degree from their sixth college. sorry for being passionate about higher ed
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think there should be unlimited years of eligibility, but rigorous academic standards involved if you want to go beyond 4 years. I want to see 35 year old college QB’s out here working on their third PhD
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
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Clearly does nothing to their overall population numbers so I’ve taken to murdering lantern flies for the sheer sick thrill of it.
August 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Clearly does nothing to their overall population numbers so I’ve taken to murdering lantern flies for the sheer sick thrill of it.
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
This is why we should donate to these clowns?
June 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is why we should donate to these clowns?
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Haha imagine being a political journalist and suddenly finding yourself ranked way behind Tucker fucking Carlson in the Asking Republicans Tough Questions standings
WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.”
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
June 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Haha imagine being a political journalist and suddenly finding yourself ranked way behind Tucker fucking Carlson in the Asking Republicans Tough Questions standings
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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
@granthpaulsen.bsky.social I’ve heard a couple of references from you all around recent down ratings. You’re my favorite show on 106.7 - hoping things are still going ok for the boys!
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@granthpaulsen.bsky.social I’ve heard a couple of references from you all around recent down ratings. You’re my favorite show on 106.7 - hoping things are still going ok for the boys!
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Without question.
the reality is that these people are far more interested in maintaining their coalition’s power within the party than protecting the party’s power within the country.
May 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Without question.
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
Well said
One of the few clips I have to watch in full every time it’s posted. A Pavlovian response
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well said
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How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
April 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
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This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
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At this point this reads more like a real conversation than hyperbolic
no, your majesty, your subjects have simply gathered outside the castle to proclaim their love for you. they're waving those pitchforks because of all you've done for the farmers
April 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
At this point this reads more like a real conversation than hyperbolic
And this is why it’s all already over
The good news: over the long run, stocks with be fine.
The bad news: over the long run, the Earth will become uninhabitable
The bad news: over the long run, the Earth will become uninhabitable
April 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And this is why it’s all already over