@alaskaisfake.bsky.social
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With all the various forms of commander I’ve worked on, I’ve developed strong options on what makes a good table. The perfect commander table is 3’x5’ exactly and it’s way less common than you’d think. Not too far from your opponent’s while still having a margin for your hand and other lil things.
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
With all the various forms of commander I’ve worked on, I’ve developed strong options on what makes a good table. The perfect commander table is 3’x5’ exactly and it’s way less common than you’d think. Not too far from your opponent’s while still having a margin for your hand and other lil things.
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Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts theonion.com/woman-a...
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts theonion.com/woman-a...
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YOU STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHH
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHH
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that single sentence is going to drive me insane
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
that single sentence is going to drive me insane
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“They put poison in the food, it makes us sick.“
The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”
Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”
Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“They put poison in the food, it makes us sick.“
The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”
Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”
Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
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Pete Hegseth sent top secret war plans to his wife, brother, and lawyer. If any of those people are Democrats, then both sides are guilty of improperly sharing top secret war plans.
April 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Pete Hegseth sent top secret war plans to his wife, brother, and lawyer. If any of those people are Democrats, then both sides are guilty of improperly sharing top secret war plans.
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every time i'm forced to see a new headline about this couple this tweet pops up in my brain
April 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
every time i'm forced to see a new headline about this couple this tweet pops up in my brain
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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POV: you are two mini muffins in a breakfast buffet and I am nearby
The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s
March 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
POV: you are two mini muffins in a breakfast buffet and I am nearby
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Why did employers stop hiring? Because they became too woke.
March 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why did employers stop hiring? Because they became too woke.
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kim kitsuragi: okay, let’s get this back on track. where were you the night of the hanging?
harry for no reason:
harry for no reason:
February 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
kim kitsuragi: okay, let’s get this back on track. where were you the night of the hanging?
harry for no reason:
harry for no reason:
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Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
theonion.com/reptile...
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Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
CLEVELAND—Interrupting the man mere seconds after he removed a Japanese clouded salamander from its cage, local 6-year-old Matthew Cronin ruthlessly heckled a reptile handler at a birthday party for showing an amphibian, sources reported Friday. “Oh, come on, clearly that thing isn’t a reptile—it doesn’t even have scales!” said Cronin, who added that he wasn’t […]
theonion.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
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theonion.com/reptile...
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[restaurant]
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
[restaurant]
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
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Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
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The VML added so much to our community, and it is heartbreaking to see @magic.wizards.com take away their support.
We are sad to announce that we have been told by Wizards that they will no longer support us with either funding or invites to Organized Play events.
Without this support - especially the invites - it is impossible for us to continue, and there will be no more VML seasons going forward.
Without this support - especially the invites - it is impossible for us to continue, and there will be no more VML seasons going forward.
January 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The VML added so much to our community, and it is heartbreaking to see @magic.wizards.com take away their support.
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[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes
January 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes
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vibe time
a close up of a cartoon character with a blue background .
Alt: dancing cartoon cat with a psychedelic background
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
vibe time
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Mom says you have to follow me back
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Mom says you have to follow me back
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*orca feeling good about his new hat*
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
*orca feeling good about his new hat*
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS