Alex Banks
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That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!
@aricohn.com Hi Ari, I've willfully and ignorantly interpreted your organization's work and have no experience or training in the legal field. Please debate me using only talking points I've created out of whole clothe.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
@aricohn.com Hi Ari, I've willfully and ignorantly interpreted your organization's work and have no experience or training in the legal field. Please debate me using only talking points I've created out of whole clothe.
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There is exactly one good reason to consider stripping someone of their citizenship.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There is exactly one good reason to consider stripping someone of their citizenship.
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“Prison Abolition” being fancy-talk for honor killings and revenge is quite the punchline set up by an incredible joke.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Prison Abolition” being fancy-talk for honor killings and revenge is quite the punchline set up by an incredible joke.
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"Urge to kill. Rising." and "Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover" have basically never left my brain since that day.
31 years ago today, Homer Simpson went on a murderous rampage. “Treehouse of Horror V” premiered October 30, 1994.
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Urge to kill. Rising." and "Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover" have basically never left my brain since that day.
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Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
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An Air Canada flight right now
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
An Air Canada flight right now
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monster energy is leaving money on the table only branding itself as a drink for students and extreme sports. it's almost a 25 year old brand and those college kids who first tried monster in 2002 are making partner now. hire me as your VP of corporate integration to launch Monster Select
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
monster energy is leaving money on the table only branding itself as a drink for students and extreme sports. it's almost a 25 year old brand and those college kids who first tried monster in 2002 are making partner now. hire me as your VP of corporate integration to launch Monster Select
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October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
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picturing trump lumbering around the zoo, smugly telling children “that one is called GIRAFFE. not a lot of people know this. now that I’m looking at it, it might be an elephant. a word I invented.”
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
picturing trump lumbering around the zoo, smugly telling children “that one is called GIRAFFE. not a lot of people know this. now that I’m looking at it, it might be an elephant. a word I invented.”
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Cronus: oh so you're never hungry? You never eat?
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cronus: oh so you're never hungry? You never eat?
Personally if I was going to umpire the world series I'd try and learn what a strike was first
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Personally if I was going to umpire the world series I'd try and learn what a strike was first
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When you feel political cartoonists have been working too hard and deserve something easy as a treat
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When you feel political cartoonists have been working too hard and deserve something easy as a treat
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Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
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Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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She would certainly never promote this but the idea that Taylor Swift has any contemporary peers is frankly charity work, taken numerically. The discordant ways that the music industry has evolved and measured things overtime makes legacy a bit complicated, but she is projected near all-time top.
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
She would certainly never promote this but the idea that Taylor Swift has any contemporary peers is frankly charity work, taken numerically. The discordant ways that the music industry has evolved and measured things overtime makes legacy a bit complicated, but she is projected near all-time top.
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Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
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Cat just brought me an allen key that's been missing for about the same amount of time we've had the cat.
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cat just brought me an allen key that's been missing for about the same amount of time we've had the cat.
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Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.
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The correct interpretation of The Lottery is obviously just "yep life is pretty much like that in small town Vermont"
My favourite thing about The Lottery is that its been interpreted so many different ways and… some of them are literally “what if that lady had bad vibes“
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The correct interpretation of The Lottery is obviously just "yep life is pretty much like that in small town Vermont"
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📡Incoming transmission📡
from an alternate universe where the Battle River -- Crowfoot ballot was printed with all 214 candidate names.
from an alternate universe where the Battle River -- Crowfoot ballot was printed with all 214 candidate names.
September 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
📡Incoming transmission📡
from an alternate universe where the Battle River -- Crowfoot ballot was printed with all 214 candidate names.
from an alternate universe where the Battle River -- Crowfoot ballot was printed with all 214 candidate names.
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Then she asks for pun snack names for Moby Dick themed treats and what it gives back ISNT EVEN A PUN.
September 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Then she asks for pun snack names for Moby Dick themed treats and what it gives back ISNT EVEN A PUN.