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Allie Morgan
@grumpwitch.bsky.social
Writer and whatnot. Neurodivergence, brain injury, metal, keebs, cats, design. All opinions my own, even those that aren't. (she/her)
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Every time Duolingo insists that the French "biscuits" must translate to "cookies" I come a little bit closer to cancelling my subscription.

See also

Cinema = movie theatre

And worst of all

Football = soccer
Football americaine = football.

NON. Ce n'est pas okay!
And, I know I've said it before, but don't get me started on Duolingo insisting that my accurate translations from German into English are wrong. E.g.,:
I write: 'My mum is very mischievous' ❌
Duolingo wants: 'My mom is real sassy' ✔️
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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Artist! Quote with your horned art! 🤘
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Holy shit this thread escalates fast.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Say it with me:
Good morning what's he done now
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 AM
... yeah okay this would work.
I've had sex with dozens of men, many of whom said sexy things to me and asked me to do sexy things. The hottest thing a man said to me was this simple and sincere request: "Can you please let your hair down? It's so pretty." I think about it frequently.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I don't know what sort of training you'd need but I imagine "fixing up all the damage done when a company fired its qualified employees and tried to replace them with AI" is about to become a very lucrative industry.
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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oh my
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Scottish people go look outside at the aurora. You're welcome.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
January 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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There’s no point having on an international diplomacy expert to talk about what things mean or what he might do next. There’s no 3D chess here.
Get a domestic violence expert.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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🔧 Goodbye old Disney Sequoia Lodge theming!
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Fell for it again. Cheez-its this time.

America did you know that cheese flavoured things can be flavoured with cheese and not toenail dust?

Last time it was oatmeal and before that it was red vines.
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Absolutely insane that any American could criticise the concept of "landing some boats there hundreds of years ago" as a claim of ownership of any piece of land.

The irony is, of course, lost in the shit-smearing hyper-madness.
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 AM
If you're annoyed at me for nagging you about the misogyny in your activism, you haven't been paying attention. (Clue: "fucking bitches")
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
There's a thread of images of ICE officers having things thrown on them, photoshopped into the Porn Hub UI. You know, as a joke.

But tell me more about how sex work is just normal work and porn isn't the filmed abuse and humiliation of women.
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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i can’t believe it’s been 20 years since a guy explained negging to me with a straight face.
January 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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😚👌
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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Just fyi. On Friday, Lord Falconer, who's shepherding the assisted dying bill through the Lords, admitted that he thought it was fine if someone chose to die because they didn't have enough money for care

If you're left wing and support the principle, I really need you to look at the bill's details
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Pine Marten.
Proper scan of this little painting + a little close up.

Still available! DM or [email protected] for info.
July 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Got past the tricky gun bit in Pathologic 3, got a bit too angry about vaccines and had a heart attack. 10/10 I'm having an awful time.
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I must not respond to the weapons in the comments on abortion rates in Scotland trotting out the "the most dangerous place for a human being is in their mother's womb" with "not if you say that to my face."

I must not respond...
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM