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This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
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Real change isn’t complicated:
Listen to people.
Fight for working families.
Tell the truth.
Repeat.
Listen to people.
Fight for working families.
Tell the truth.
Repeat.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Real change isn’t complicated:
Listen to people.
Fight for working families.
Tell the truth.
Repeat.
Listen to people.
Fight for working families.
Tell the truth.
Repeat.
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
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smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty
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Woke Two: We’re Doing Reconstruction For Real This Time
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Woke Two: We’re Doing Reconstruction For Real This Time
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permission to lib out your honor
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
permission to lib out your honor
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
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Oh man, this is not great, that blonde Phanatic is my freakin’ wife.
July 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh man, this is not great, that blonde Phanatic is my freakin’ wife.
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this is getting next to no media attention and it’s horrifying. transphobes weren’t going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until it’s entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this is getting next to no media attention and it’s horrifying. transphobes weren’t going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until it’s entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people
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Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
July 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
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you have been visited by the sleepy sea turtle
June 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
you have been visited by the sleepy sea turtle
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Elderly and disabled people told Congress that cutting Medicaid could kill people and in response, they were arrested in their wheelchairs.
What the hell are we doing?
What the hell are we doing?
People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Elderly and disabled people told Congress that cutting Medicaid could kill people and in response, they were arrested in their wheelchairs.
What the hell are we doing?
What the hell are we doing?
Monster lol
June 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Monster lol
LETS FUCKING GO
NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
LETS FUCKING GO
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Grieving War Widow Finds Comfort In Wings Of Drone That Served With Husband theonion.com/grievin...
June 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Grieving War Widow Finds Comfort In Wings Of Drone That Served With Husband theonion.com/grievin...