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Alise
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watching every Netflix holiday romcom
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me, the bravest person you’ve ever met: almond joys are good
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Obsessed with the girl at my job wearing ugg boots in 80 degree weather
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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If you’re not sinning with me, you’re sinning against me and I don’t need that negativity in my life
March 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org
March 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day.
February 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Every driver in my town is obsessed with driving under the speed limit and it's ruining my life
February 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We’re getting MORE SNOW - genuinely the most I’ve seen in years
February 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The flesh hat commercial traumatized me
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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i have a degree so its not a conspiracy theory its a hypothesis
January 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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i wonder how the social lives of the bacteria that pilot my meat suit are doing
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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you lead a fulfilling life, I’m looking up ways to get a Costco pizza delivered. we are not the same.
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Received a text I didn’t like so now I’m starting an emo band called Crying! at the Phlebotomist, based on a true story
December 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.
December 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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[saying hello to my spouse's one sort of difficult coworker at the holiday party in a way that implies I am a formidable enemy]
December 17, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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a fun byproduct of being an audiobook person is sometimes the book is so good it tricks me into doing chores so i can keep listening
December 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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nothing beats an evening
at a dive bar
listening to a decent band
sitting at a table with someone who makes all your skin flush
December 13, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Why are romance novel men always named Miles?

I’ve not once met a real-life Miles
December 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
#90DayFiance last resort Ep2 thoughts:
IDK why Ari puts up w Bini, he’s so annoying

Jasmine is fully cheating on Gino but that’s not news

Rob & Sophie gotta grow up but will probs stay together

Florian doesn’t give a FUCK and he’s my favorite
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM
HATE when my nemesis likes the same accounts I like
December 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Only my secretly republican ex boyfriends are married now…what does that mean
December 12, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Albany was a jep answer today!!
December 4, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Not impressed with the choreo in the Chad Michael Murray Christmas romcom - all the dancing felt forced/flat
December 1, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The new Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie was a hit in my book - silly, good pacing, and she looked amazing
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Starting the holidays right by binge watching Netflix Christmas movies all day before we leave for the in laws
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.
November 25, 2024 at 11:00 PM