"Winning the Cold War" do you people ever listen to yourselves
Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator?
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Winning the Cold War" do you people ever listen to yourselves
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[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
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jon’s sandwich shop
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
jon’s sandwich shop
Playing Slay the Spire for the first time and so far it seems pretty good
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Playing Slay the Spire for the first time and so far it seems pretty good
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December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
I guess it's not a universal experience but where I'm from, people go apeshit for Boxing Day
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I guess it's not a universal experience but where I'm from, people go apeshit for Boxing Day
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if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
Had a first day of school nightmare (can't find the classroom, you know) and then went back to sleep and had another one. Now I'm mostly just sad I can't go to school in my dream campus, which has features like a Nintendo-sponsored building called SquirtleTheHut
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Had a first day of school nightmare (can't find the classroom, you know) and then went back to sleep and had another one. Now I'm mostly just sad I can't go to school in my dream campus, which has features like a Nintendo-sponsored building called SquirtleTheHut
We're breaking out the good china
Oh as a final little footnote, during the 1992 holiday season, every box of Duncan Hines Muppet Party Cake offered a coupon that could be used to receive a collectible "Muppet Christmas Carol" plate!
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We're breaking out the good china
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,
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The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
Luke Skywalker ordering a Coruscant at a cafe is basically the same thing as me ordering a Danish at a cafe
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Luke Skywalker ordering a Coruscant at a cafe is basically the same thing as me ordering a Danish at a cafe
Starting a podcast about condiments and I can't decide if I should call it Mustard Station or Journal Mustard
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Starting a podcast about condiments and I can't decide if I should call it Mustard Station or Journal Mustard
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
Had a dream that hundreds of US warplanes got destroyed in a battle and you could just look at the wreckage from shore
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Had a dream that hundreds of US warplanes got destroyed in a battle and you could just look at the wreckage from shore
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i hold the guinness world record for most easily disproven lie
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i hold the guinness world record for most easily disproven lie
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can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier