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she/her 💫🍓🍰🫖💌🧣✨ just a chronically sick bitch who’s been obsessed with taylor swift since 2006 🥺🎗🌞💫💛✨
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Proof this guy is full of SITH.
In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.
May 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Proof this guy is full of SITH.
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As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.
The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...
The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.
The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...
The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...
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I’m so grateful to have parents who made sure I got vaccinated.
March 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m so grateful to have parents who made sure I got vaccinated.
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Karoline Leavitt just finished her press conference. She is gaslighting the American public into thinking that everything is okay with our economy. Newsflash: it's not. I expose the truth. aaronparnas.substack.com/p/the-white-...
The White House is Gaslighting You. Here's the Truth.
The White House Press Secretary just wrapped up her press conference, and let’s be clear—the White House is gaslighting you.
aaronparnas.substack.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Karoline Leavitt just finished her press conference. She is gaslighting the American public into thinking that everything is okay with our economy. Newsflash: it's not. I expose the truth. aaronparnas.substack.com/p/the-white-...
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We should compare Social Security, which has never missed a payment since its inception, to Tesla's stock price.
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We should compare Social Security, which has never missed a payment since its inception, to Tesla's stock price.
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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the feminine urge to
Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars'
Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.
mashable.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the feminine urge to
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
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Two hackers have been arrested for allegedly stealing over 900 concert tickets, (of which most were for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour), and then selling them for over $600,000 profit.
March 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Two hackers have been arrested for allegedly stealing over 900 concert tickets, (of which most were for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour), and then selling them for over $600,000 profit.
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No matter what happened in the Oval Office, I am proud to be a Ukranian American. Today and everyday.
February 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
No matter what happened in the Oval Office, I am proud to be a Ukranian American. Today and everyday.
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They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.
February 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
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im still thinking about this
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
im still thinking about this
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Walking up to the mic to testify against the MO GOP…
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Walking up to the mic to testify against the MO GOP…
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Fabulous 🇺🇸💥
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fabulous 🇺🇸💥
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Something you won’t find on Twitter.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Something you won’t find on Twitter.
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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.