munky
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munky
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Vile SJW
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Greenland 2: Fuck You, It's January!
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Men's underwear with no dick hole: why?
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you make printers you should kill yourself
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Idk about u but me and my friends would've killed John Forrester with hammers
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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guy wearing an “all rifles matter” tshirt to his toddler’s soccer game: im sick and tired of identity politics
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think Zohran should give Sliwa some sort of position in the NYC animal shelter system tbh. That man is earnest about his love of cats. Maybe let him do a Cat Guardian Angels thing hunting rats and mice in the city.
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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this is why countries with grown up institutions have elections when their national government can't pass a budget
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He'll be played by Michael Cera in a discount Iannucci conedy
this is really Milei's official portrait? really?
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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ok all the people talking about the white house security let’s calm down a little i mean what do we care if the white house is secure. i’m not that invested in the safety of anyone in the white house
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
That's cardio baybee
does flailing your arms and legs around for 20 minutes from the comfort of your bed count as exercise
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Frustrated, annoyed, just tipsy enough to REALLY want a cigarette. I'm not having one tho. Maybe a TINY hit of weed when I get home.
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Chat is this good
October 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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AI Mr Bean: *blinks at me*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *gives a shocked expression, hand covering mouth*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *wiggles eyebrows*
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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More people should probably know about the riot NYPD held in 1992

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From that incident I learned about the 1992 riot — riot by the NYPD
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you like Hollywood Undead you're simply not allowed to shit talk Hobo Johnson. I like Hobo Johnson('s first two albums), I love shit talking Hobo Johnson.
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In a just world Stephen Miller would get the Mussolini treatment when this is over. This is not a just world, unfortunately.
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Heard this to the tune of “No Children” by the Mountain Goats
i hope the government stays shut down forever
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why don't they make bathtubs that are comfortable for people over 5'9"
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wish reading books didn't make me crave tobacco
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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they should start polling for military coup approval
September 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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One Battle After Another is not a movie about race or politics or California or fathers and daughters.

It is, first and foremost, a movie about modelo time
September 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM