Kathryn Clark
Kathryn Clark
@alwayskc.bsky.social
Labrador slave
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Reform should buy the whole album in one go because its cheaper than buying individual tracks.
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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This should be in the V&A. It’s an essential artefact of UK late 20th century culture.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I still can't stop thinking VPN sgands for Visible Panty Line.
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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AI is a science fair project built by tech nerds to see if it works, not a serious monetisable business plan

If a potato battery clock or a bicarb volcano promised to allow capitalists to fire all their staff somehow, we’d all be talking about that now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Bloody foreigners coming over here and saving peoples lives.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
And not left me legs buried in dirt
Look on them there
And ye mighty, despair
Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
October 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Jonathan Meades
Who would you choose to host Strictly?
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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correlation does not imply cause; but still, more research is needed into why things started going so bad at the same time people started making that heart shape with their hands.
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Managed to un-set and reprogramme the thermostat with the kind of concentration required to invent the thermostat.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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existential crisis at the drive-thru
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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“I mean, your society’s broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No let’s blame the people with no power & no money & these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault.”

—Iain Banks
www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j...
Iain Banks: the final interview
Iain Banks died last Sunday, just before the publication of his final novel The Quarry. Last month he talked to Stuart Kelly about writing, politics and all the things still left to do . . .
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?
January 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM