Andrew Lochart
@andrewlochart.bsky.social
Marketing guy in cybersecurity. I’m here for cats, jokes, and sportsball.
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Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
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Happy 88th birthday to Jane Fonda who is still causing good trouble today.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy 88th birthday to Jane Fonda who is still causing good trouble today.
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Rax has a writing voice so perfectly suited for personal essays that every one feels like hearing a story from the only stranger at a party you actually wish would talk to you. SLOPPY is like being alone on the couch with them until 4 AM
SLOPPY makes a great gift, it’s about addiction and chaos and shoplifting and cocaine and the wolf of wall street, what else. smoking is in there, and the guy i cheated on my first husband with while he was sitting next to me. my 4th grade enemy. buy it today for a woman you like in some capacity
Sloppy: Or: Doing It All Wrong
Or: Doing It All Wrong
bookshop.org
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Rax has a writing voice so perfectly suited for personal essays that every one feels like hearing a story from the only stranger at a party you actually wish would talk to you. SLOPPY is like being alone on the couch with them until 4 AM
This whole thread is great.
THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This whole thread is great.
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Slightly longer thoughts on the passing of Rob Reiner, and what a remarkable storyteller he turned out to be.
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/15/r...
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Rob Reiner, RIP
I don’t have much to add about Rob Reiner and wife Michelle Singer’s shocking death that other people haven’t said better, likewise any more to add about his career and political …
whatever.scalzi.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Slightly longer thoughts on the passing of Rob Reiner, and what a remarkable storyteller he turned out to be.
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/15/r...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/15/r...
Found the plot for the next Bond film. www.nytimes.com/interactive/....
How Did the C.I.A. Lose a Nuclear Device in the Himalayas? (Gift Article)
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Found the plot for the next Bond film. www.nytimes.com/interactive/....
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
There is no question there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from Midtown, and how late is it open.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There is no question there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from Midtown, and how late is it open.
"I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." – Oscar Wilde
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." – Oscar Wilde
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users with similar passwords also liked:
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
users with similar passwords also liked:
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Why aren’t data centers called sandcastles
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why aren’t data centers called sandcastles
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“While he watched over FaceTime, I slowly poured liquid Tylenol all over my naked body. I loved him enough to make myself autistic. He wept.”
More Excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto
“Forget the sex; the real scandal here is the crime against language.” — Brian Phillips, The Ringer, on Olivia Nuzzi’s new memoir, American Canto, ...
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“While he watched over FaceTime, I slowly poured liquid Tylenol all over my naked body. I loved him enough to make myself autistic. He wept.”
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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Today is the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against women, a day of education, activism, mourning, and solidarity with other survivors. 1 in 3 women worldwide have experienced physical or sexuaI violence from an intimate partner, today and all days we must work to help change this
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today is the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against women, a day of education, activism, mourning, and solidarity with other survivors. 1 in 3 women worldwide have experienced physical or sexuaI violence from an intimate partner, today and all days we must work to help change this
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At some point a random cybersecurity founder just shows up in the comments and butts in with the most obviously ChatGPT generated argument I've ever seen. Apparently the dude just saw the discussion and was like "hold up, I think my plagiarism toaster could provide some valuable insight here". 2/2
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
At some point a random cybersecurity founder just shows up in the comments and butts in with the most obviously ChatGPT generated argument I've ever seen. Apparently the dude just saw the discussion and was like "hold up, I think my plagiarism toaster could provide some valuable insight here". 2/2
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I don't think I've ever encountered AI use more egregious than today. I was having a friendly debate about the future of AI cyberattacks with Rob Joyce (ex NSA director of cybersecurity and White House NatSec Advisor), so someone I have massive respect for and like to have challenge my views. 1/2
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don't think I've ever encountered AI use more egregious than today. I was having a friendly debate about the future of AI cyberattacks with Rob Joyce (ex NSA director of cybersecurity and White House NatSec Advisor), so someone I have massive respect for and like to have challenge my views. 1/2
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
What emojis looked like in a 1960 advert:
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What emojis looked like in a 1960 advert:
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Teammates Unnerved As Interpreter Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Teammates Unnerved As Interpreter Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
