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Dave - Raleigh - he/him - weird man doing his best
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Quin Yang
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Next try, for sure!
#gogogris
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I’ve been having to post this way too often lately
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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better luck next time
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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AP CALLED IT FOR MAMDANI AND THEY STARTED PLAYING THE PINA COLADA SONG
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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sorry I don't understand the ballgame hype can u explain it to me like a satellite that has developed sentience in a future 15751 years from now where humans no longer die of old age
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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"Torment Nexus" is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with baseball games, like the one we’re all living inside of right now
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Welp
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
Absolutely hate the World Series wedgie here
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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The Final Girl, Eriko!
🩸🪓👁️🎂🎞️
Do yourself a favor and play ILLBLEED!!
You'll puke with pleasure!!
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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"In less than 36 hours since we announced that we will be sending payments to disabled SNAP recipients in the South—$100 to individuals and $250 to households—we have received more than 12,400 applications, totaling $2.7 million in requests." - they have to close the form tomorrow... no way to cover
We are offering one time payments to disabled folks in the South who will not receive their SNAP benefits this month. If you need help, please find more information and details at ndsdj.org/snaphelp.

If you’d like to donate to the fund, go to ndsdj.org/snapdonate

We take care of each other ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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i don't want them to optimize caves of qud. i want them to go backwards. i want it to take eight minutes to load because it's computing how much a frog hates me
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM