Aaron B
apboynton.bsky.social
Aaron B
@apboynton.bsky.social
Syracuse
Drinks absurd levels of coffee
Avid Boston Celtics fan
today in the Make A Wish presidency
what in the fuck
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Does this make @minakimes.bsky.social the oracle?
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Not just tourism. It ends US global business.
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.

The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.

Below is the full, mind-blowing list.

🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨

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December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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America is a criminal enterprise now. There's no two ways about it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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you know who else blamed a minority group for every problem in their nation instead of addressing the issue?
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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the united states is currently being led by a bunch of little david dukes with a senescent outer-borough grand dragon at the top
Trump’s foreign policy isn’t “noninterventionism,” it is a kind of neo neo conservatism devoted to imposing authoritarian ethnonationalism abroad instead of democracy (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This whole conversation is propaganda to pay caregivers nothing and that grinds my gears in a very specific way.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Surprised the self-hating, groveling clown didn’t demand Comic Sans
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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You could've given me 1000 guesses and I would not have gotten the surprise
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Cant stop laughing at the playlist selections
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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But I was told that indoctrinating kids in public schools and on college campuses was wrong and bad?
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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this places rules and if you're too afraid to visit that's between you and your tiny baby brain
New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the Bills are a dumb team but we love them
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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that is as stupid a bills win as i’ve ever seen in my life lmao
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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cooked em
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I left it on.
I just turned in the Bills game; I have to leave it on now, right?
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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sean mcdermott has painted his masterpiece
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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it’s not just that the bengals are working them it’s that as soon as i saw the bengals play on thanksgiving i knew exactly what was going to happen in this game and it seems like sean mcdermott didn’t
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM