Aster
@asteracaeus.bsky.social
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May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
December 25, 2023 at 4:45 PM
May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
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DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PHONE!
You’re not my mom!!! 😡
You’re not my mom!!! 😡
December 26, 2023 at 1:20 AM
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PHONE!
You’re not my mom!!! 😡
You’re not my mom!!! 😡
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The American mind could never comprehend the power of the "curlywurly"
December 26, 2023 at 4:26 AM
The American mind could never comprehend the power of the "curlywurly"
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omw to my parents pantry to eat an entire bag of salad croutons
December 26, 2023 at 4:10 AM
omw to my parents pantry to eat an entire bag of salad croutons
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ah yes, my four least favorite words in the world.
December 26, 2023 at 2:23 AM
ah yes, my four least favorite words in the world.
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the outfit was too pretty to not get out the nice camera so Burt decided to help me model
December 26, 2023 at 6:30 AM
the outfit was too pretty to not get out the nice camera so Burt decided to help me model
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This is *chef's kiss*
December 25, 2023 at 8:33 PM
This is *chef's kiss*
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In a Christmas first, last night I caused a minor explosion with the ham.
There was a flash of flame & a whoomph big enough to push the oven door open a few inches.
Our best guess is that the fumes from the extremely boozy marinade I made for the ham ignited.
Let me know if you want the recipe.
There was a flash of flame & a whoomph big enough to push the oven door open a few inches.
Our best guess is that the fumes from the extremely boozy marinade I made for the ham ignited.
Let me know if you want the recipe.
December 26, 2023 at 4:44 AM
In a Christmas first, last night I caused a minor explosion with the ham.
There was a flash of flame & a whoomph big enough to push the oven door open a few inches.
Our best guess is that the fumes from the extremely boozy marinade I made for the ham ignited.
Let me know if you want the recipe.
There was a flash of flame & a whoomph big enough to push the oven door open a few inches.
Our best guess is that the fumes from the extremely boozy marinade I made for the ham ignited.
Let me know if you want the recipe.
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So cute that Americans get their go at Christmas now after we’ve gotten our grubby little hands on it. How’s it feel knowing we’ve been down here saying merry Christmas to each other in our stupid fucking voices cunt. Happy haurlidaurys mate haha kept em warm for ya
December 26, 2023 at 1:41 AM
So cute that Americans get their go at Christmas now after we’ve gotten our grubby little hands on it. How’s it feel knowing we’ve been down here saying merry Christmas to each other in our stupid fucking voices cunt. Happy haurlidaurys mate haha kept em warm for ya
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Visiting my folks on the South Coast NSW - my dad has hand-tamed a bunch of wild birds from the nearby forest. They hang out with him like he is a Disney princess. Very cute.
December 26, 2023 at 6:55 AM
Visiting my folks on the South Coast NSW - my dad has hand-tamed a bunch of wild birds from the nearby forest. They hang out with him like he is a Disney princess. Very cute.
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This pair is my favorite Christmas gift. My boyfriend totally nailed my taste for the wonky oddball vintage kitties. 😂
December 26, 2023 at 3:09 AM
This pair is my favorite Christmas gift. My boyfriend totally nailed my taste for the wonky oddball vintage kitties. 😂
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Almost left the house without my camera today. Glad I didn’t. Got a little present from Mother Nature:
A barn owl drowsing in the Christmas sun.
A barn owl drowsing in the Christmas sun.
December 26, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Almost left the house without my camera today. Glad I didn’t. Got a little present from Mother Nature:
A barn owl drowsing in the Christmas sun.
A barn owl drowsing in the Christmas sun.
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Christmas camper. ⛺️ 🎄
December 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Christmas camper. ⛺️ 🎄
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ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
December 20, 2023 at 4:41 PM
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
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Thanks to the keen eye of @aotearoabadger.bsky.social I am now the proud owner of an Australian Research & Space Exploration flight jacket. It’s very nifty and I need to get invited back to NASA facility *immediately*.
December 21, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Thanks to the keen eye of @aotearoabadger.bsky.social I am now the proud owner of an Australian Research & Space Exploration flight jacket. It’s very nifty and I need to get invited back to NASA facility *immediately*.
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! Tomorrow is the winter solstice and you know what means!
That's right, we gather at dawn so the women can hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart to ensure the return of the sun!
That's right, we gather at dawn so the women can hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart to ensure the return of the sun!
December 20, 2023 at 8:29 PM
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Tomorrow is the winter solstice and you know what means!
That's right, we gather at dawn so the women can hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart to ensure the return of the sun!
That's right, we gather at dawn so the women can hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart to ensure the return of the sun!
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Hershey says, hey, the holidays are hard. Everybody be nice to each other. And if nothing else, you be nice to you.
December 21, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Hershey says, hey, the holidays are hard. Everybody be nice to each other. And if nothing else, you be nice to you.