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axoplasm
@axoplasm.com
· Feb 20
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
The truly surprising thing about Pluribus is how unsurprising it is. just a series of chekhovs guns but wit unexpected targets and startling recoil
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The truly surprising thing about Pluribus is how unsurprising it is. just a series of chekhovs guns but wit unexpected targets and startling recoil
Wait there’s ANOTHER Avatar movie?
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wait there’s ANOTHER Avatar movie?
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My PDX vs. Godzilla cover has been announced so look for all the Portland goodness I tried to fit in including every bridge we have :)
portlandtribune.com/2025/12/19/g...
portlandtribune.com/2025/12/19/g...
Godzilla takes on Portland in a new comic book hitting shelves - The Portland Tribune
Portland is about to get stomped — on the page, at least. A new comic book release pits Godzilla against the Rose City, turning familiar landmarks into ground zero for kaiju-sized chaos “Godzilla vs. ...
portlandtribune.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My PDX vs. Godzilla cover has been announced so look for all the Portland goodness I tried to fit in including every bridge we have :)
portlandtribune.com/2025/12/19/g...
portlandtribune.com/2025/12/19/g...
Pluribus is interesting because all of its twists are obvious but their consequences aren’t
Every week a couple of Chekov’s guns go off in ways that load up a couple more
Every week a couple of Chekov’s guns go off in ways that load up a couple more
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pluribus is interesting because all of its twists are obvious but their consequences aren’t
Every week a couple of Chekov’s guns go off in ways that load up a couple more
Every week a couple of Chekov’s guns go off in ways that load up a couple more
Drinking a Treehugger Porter RN and man do I miss Laurelwood pub something fierce. If you were a young parent in the Obama administration you spent a lot of evenings at pubs with a play area in one corner. The world is a worse place without spaces like that
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Drinking a Treehugger Porter RN and man do I miss Laurelwood pub something fierce. If you were a young parent in the Obama administration you spent a lot of evenings at pubs with a play area in one corner. The world is a worse place without spaces like that
“…and for practice I will redefine the mockumentary genre”
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“…and for practice I will redefine the mockumentary genre”
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Similar tools trace Paleolithic Pacific migration into North America
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Similar tools trace Paleolithic Pacific migration into North America
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
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Imagine if HBO had put all that Harry Potter money into producing an adapatation of Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea instead.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Imagine if HBO had put all that Harry Potter money into producing an adapatation of Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea instead.
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the existence of horsedamn implies the existence of godshit and I’m here for it
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the existence of horsedamn implies the existence of godshit and I’m here for it
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buckle the fuck up, honeys, it's time to widen some gyres
Hey girlieeeees so the blood-dimmed tide is LOOSED, the ceremony of innocence is fully drowned
July 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
buckle the fuck up, honeys, it's time to widen some gyres
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The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
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walking your pup is one of the joys of having a pup
October 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM
walking your pup is one of the joys of having a pup
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The only people reading text anymore are old people and nerds.
October 7, 2024 at 2:45 PM
The only people reading text anymore are old people and nerds.