Ted
@ayekuma.bsky.social
Lemme be your problematic bae for a day. I’m absolutely not arguing with anyone on this site using my thumbs. He/him
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Can’t wait to get fired from my job because I gave a student a zero for saying the sun revolves around the earth in a physics course
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Can’t wait to get fired from my job because I gave a student a zero for saying the sun revolves around the earth in a physics course
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Either we acknowledge that a guy misunderstood wolves in captivity and there is no such thing as an alpha male.
Or.
Alpha Males exist and here they are.
Or.
Alpha Males exist and here they are.
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Either we acknowledge that a guy misunderstood wolves in captivity and there is no such thing as an alpha male.
Or.
Alpha Males exist and here they are.
Or.
Alpha Males exist and here they are.
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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Love to bike to work through the middle of the vehicular manslaughter arms race
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Love to bike to work through the middle of the vehicular manslaughter arms race
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I just wanna say shout out to all the professors who actually want their students to learn things instead of trying to figure out how to cull them from, say, physics for example.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just wanna say shout out to all the professors who actually want their students to learn things instead of trying to figure out how to cull them from, say, physics for example.
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TOXX CLAUSE MOTHERFUCKER
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
TOXX CLAUSE MOTHERFUCKER
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![Vertical comic structured like flow chart. (1) Einstein had an insight that overturned physics, thus proving his value. (2) I hope *I* have value. I’ll try to have an insight that overturns physics, to check. (3) [Time Passes] (4) Oh no! My insight didn’t overturn physics! But I don’t think I’m worthless… [arrows to two different options] (5a) Healthy Path: Maybe this was not a well-thought-out test of my value. (5b) Path of Ruin: The establishment must be *suppressing* my insight!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihhxykbw72fblbjeupqscutarbdowk73mhsdkqrtzjwrpzqzamjem@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Kind of wild that on two separate nights this week it’s taken me nearly 4 hours to get home from Manhattan. And the MTA wants me to pay *more* money for this pleasure.
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Kind of wild that on two separate nights this week it’s taken me nearly 4 hours to get home from Manhattan. And the MTA wants me to pay *more* money for this pleasure.
Every day I’m becoming a bigger fan of terrorizing politicians until they actually work for us
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every day I’m becoming a bigger fan of terrorizing politicians until they actually work for us
Motherfucker why are here posting through it with us instead of using your power and position to do something?
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Motherfucker why are here posting through it with us instead of using your power and position to do something?
me waiting for my students to show up to office hours
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
me waiting for my students to show up to office hours
Not to kick a person while they're down but, this is exactly what being a coward gets you.
So, a university president fired a professor because they taught a course that discussed there being more than two genders, and now the university president is being fired for not having fired the professor quickly enough, is where we're at. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/u...
Texas A&M President to Step Down After Controversy Over ‘Gender Ideology’
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not to kick a person while they're down but, this is exactly what being a coward gets you.
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if you pay hundreds of dollars and attach a bodycam that feeds data directly into meta’s ad servers to your head to hear shit like “I love your setup with … soy sauce .. and … other ingredients” you are a world historical sucker. charles ponzi’s marks got nothing on you
September 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if you pay hundreds of dollars and attach a bodycam that feeds data directly into meta’s ad servers to your head to hear shit like “I love your setup with … soy sauce .. and … other ingredients” you are a world historical sucker. charles ponzi’s marks got nothing on you
Very much weirded out by people suggesting we empathize with a nazi because he had a family. fuck him and his family
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Very much weirded out by people suggesting we empathize with a nazi because he had a family. fuck him and his family
me: who is giving me all these things to do??? i have finite amount of time to do anything
also me: why yes, I will volunteer to do one more thing, I have enough time to do it
also me: why yes, I will volunteer to do one more thing, I have enough time to do it
August 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
me: who is giving me all these things to do??? i have finite amount of time to do anything
also me: why yes, I will volunteer to do one more thing, I have enough time to do it
also me: why yes, I will volunteer to do one more thing, I have enough time to do it
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ICE agents are not wearing ‘masks’.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
August 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ICE agents are not wearing ‘masks’.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
According to the comments and quotes, communism is when the state extorts companies
BREAKING: President Trump says Intel agreed to give the U.S. a stake in its company.
Trump says Intel agreed to give US a stake in its company
President Donald Trump said that Intel has agreed to give the U.S. government a 10% stake in its business.
bit.ly
August 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
According to the comments and quotes, communism is when the state extorts companies
fixed three this week and was rewarded with 8 more problems 😅
i love that astrophysics research is basically solving one problem and producing two more in the process.
August 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
fixed three this week and was rewarded with 8 more problems 😅
i love that astrophysics research is basically solving one problem and producing two more in the process.
August 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i love that astrophysics research is basically solving one problem and producing two more in the process.
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Just going to say that there is no need to exceptionalize immigrant jails because every US jail and prison is like this. All of them without exception.
A United States Senate investigation has identified more than 500 credible reports of human rights abuses in US immigration detention since January, including alarming allegations of mistreatment of pregnant women and children.
Senate Probe Uncovers Allegations of Widespread Abuse in ICE Custody
Led by US senator Jon Ossoff, the investigation cites hundreds of reports since January, including accounts of miscarriages, child neglect, and sexual abuse at ICE detention centers in dozens of state...
www.wired.com
August 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just going to say that there is no need to exceptionalize immigrant jails because every US jail and prison is like this. All of them without exception.
Too many apolitical STEM people out there and we need to put a stop to that immediately.
August 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Too many apolitical STEM people out there and we need to put a stop to that immediately.